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'DugganFan's 1/2 year WCW awards' from August 1, 1996

Hey folks, Jim DugganFan1 here. A while ago I gave my WWF 1/2 Year Awards, and now it's time for (sgt. pittman style drum roll)....the WCW 1/2 Year Awards! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Wrestler of the Year: An easy choice for me. This award goes to none other than HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN. It's an easy choice, since Duggan is undefeated in 1996. Duggan has torn into Big Bubber and VK Wallstreet like none other before. Jim Duggan even stood up to the GIANT. That, my friends, takes guts. Jim Duggan took down the Giant with a TAPED FIST SHOT RIGHT SMACK DAB BETWEEN THE EYES. HOOOOOOOOOOOO! From there Jim Duggan went on to wrestle TWICE IN ONE NIGHT at Slamboree 1996. Although Jim was teamed with his arch enemy VK WALLSTREET, Jim was victorious and should have won the Lord of the Ring title that very night. Too bad the referee was crooked and VK Wallstreet did not want Jim to advance. From there Jim was victorious in the Great American Bash pre-game show, and has torn into opponents ever since. At the Bash at the Beach, Jim Duggan came within an inch of gaining back what is rightfully his, the Lord of the Ring title. Too bad that the referee was crooked and Diamond Dallas Page hit ol' Jim in the family jewels. It'd be hard for Jim to overcome such odds, but look for ol Hacksaw to win back the Lord of the Ring in due time. He is also the WCW US Heavyweight Champion, and the WCW World Heavyweight Champion, not to mention his WWF titles (King of the Ring, Tag team champ, and WWF world champ).

Best Tag Team: The American Males. I would normall pick Duggan/Pittman but to avoid looking biased, I will go with the males. Bagwell is great. Riggs is incredible. This team has gone through everybody. My runners up to this award would be The Rock N Roll Express. I haven't seen a team as quick and as agile as them since the Natural Disasters.

Manager of the year: Wildcat Willy. The guy has guided several careers to stardom. It's cool that WCW has found a real live cat that's that huge. I wish my cat could jump up and down and clap like that. Willy is great.

Best good guy: Of course, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. But since Jim is my wrestler of the year, I'm going to have to go with BIG JOHN TENTA. John burst onto the scene without warning, caushing earthquakes and avalanches throughout WCW. In fact, John appeared just as the Shark left WCW. They do look somewhat alike, but John doesn't paint his beard. In fact, John only has 1/2 a beard. But Tenta avenged that. He knocked BIG BUBBER into next week with a sock full of silver dollars. Too bad that sock wasn't taped, Big Bubber wouldn't have a head anymore. It always seems to hurt more when things are taped up.

Worst Bad Guy: No one bad guy has gotten my hatred more than VK Wallstreet. This guy just does not quit. He's taken taped fist shot after taped fist shot and still hasn't given up. I'm beginning to think that the only way to get rid of this guy is to call the IRS on him. Maybe Mean, Lean, Kevin Greene has some friends from his varsity football team that would like to take out Wallstreet. I'd love to see Hacksaw & Kevin clubber this guy around. I bet Sgt. Craig Pittman could be promoted to Captain if he ended VK's career.

Best happening: Hacksaw Jim Duggan nails the Giant with a taped fist. HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Best match: Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Craig "The Pitbull" Pittman vs. VK Wallstreet/Big Bubba Rogers - What a match. This has taken place several times, but I cannot recall a better contest than when they squared off on an episode of WCW Pro. The high point of this match was when Jim hit VK with his patented 3 point stance tackle. Pittman knocked Bubber out of the ring, and ol' Jim got the 1-2-3 on VK. But it wasn't over. Bubber came back into the ring to attack Jim. But Jim was prepared. He reached into his tights, pulled out a roll of tape, taped up his fist, and BAM!! HOOOOOOOOO! Out goes Bubber.

Most Improved: The Desperado Joe Gomez. This guy was dominat already as the Ultimate Warrior, but in WCW the guy has taken it to a whole new level. He showed that turncoat Steve McMichael who the boss is at the Great American Bash. I see bright things ahead for Gomez & The Renegade. HOOOOOOOOO!

Commentator of the 1/2 Year: Easily, if you will, the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. Every word that comes out of this guy's belly welly has meaning. Clubberin?! har har har that gets me laughing. And I love it when he talks about Tony's wife Lois. He is truly great. I can't wait til he returns to the ring.

Storyline of the 1/2 year: The most entertaining event that I can reall this year in WCW has to be Big John Tenta getting revenge on Big Bubber. HOOOOOOOOOOOO! I may just shave off half of my beard and half of my hair in tribute to BIG JOHN.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Any comments?

DF1
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'Re: DugganFan's 1/2 year WCW awards' from August 2, 1996

<< Now that WCW is going to start downsizing, what would happen if they cut your favorite man, Jim Duggan. Would you leave? > HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hey there, Jim DugganFan1 here. Why would they cut Jim Duggan? He's their top guy right now. The Bubba/Wallstreet vs. Duggan feud is the big thing going in WCW right now. Plus if WCW ever needs to be liberated from the WWF's Razer & Deesul and HOLLYWOOD HOGAN, Jim would easily do it for free.

And compared to most of those mid card cruiserweights, Duggan can actually give a good match!! Jim isn't content to just beat his opponent, he wants to give the fans a good show. Ever see Chris Benwah do a 3 point stance tackle?? Ever see Edde Guarraro pull tape out of his shorts? Ever see Deen Malankoo hit someone with a 2x4? Ever see Ray Mysterioso Jr. yell "HOOOOOO!" to the crowd?? I DONT THINK SO!! Why?? BECAUSE THEY CANT WRESLE!!!

DF1
(The New Generation? No, Jim Duggan isn't there)