Now, I already told you that Hacksaw is the REAL Unified World Hevayweight Champion, well, now that ol' DF1 thinks about it, Hacksaw should have every title in both the WWF and WCW! Think about it......

WWF title = Hacksaw would have won the Wrestlemania IV tournament if that nasty, stinky Giant didn't interfere

I-C title = That belt would be his too, if the Honky Tonk Man and that snake in the grass Jimmy Hart didn't keep running away from a fight

Tag team titles = If the Natural Disasters didn't steal the contract, Hacksaw and Sgt. Slaughter would have faced Money Inc. at Wrestlemania 8 and won the titles!

King of the Ring = Would still be Good King Duggan if Scary Sherri and Macho Man didn't cheat to win!

WCW World title = Hacksaw had the other nasty, stinky, wart infested Giant beat when he got that surprise title shot on Nitro, but once again, the snake in the grass interefered and robbed THE MAN.

US title = Would still be Hacksaw's if the man "they" call Vader didn't cheat

TV title = Hacksaw should have got a shot after that one match where he went to a draw with Steven Regal, then he would clean his clock!

Tag team titles = You can't tell me that the Filthy Animals aren't ducking the Glens Falls Triad of Hacksaw, Erik Watts, and Steve Armstrong!

Hardcore trophy = Hacksaw beat Fat Finley, he should be the champion!

DF1
(Who knows Hacksaw wouldn't bother with the cruiserweight title, since he only plays with the BIG BOYS. And a REAL AMERICAN like him would never - AND THE DUGGANFAN MEANS NEVER - go after the European title)