You know, folks, all I hear about anymore on R.S.P-W is people gushing about Sunny, Sable, Marlena, and the Booty Babe. Well, I, DugganFan1, have come up with my new and IMPROVED lists to the real beauties of the ring (in order) :

1) SWEET SAPPHIRE : Forever the lucsious first lady of the WWF, she showed everyone what an exotic beauty SHOULD look like. Oh man remember the laundryman in my last post ? Well I made sure to tell him every time SWEET Sapphire was on, so he could get ready for some serious cleaning the next day !

2) Cloudy : I know the Bodydonnnas have dumped this raven, but why ? Probably they were afraid too many guys would try to jump over the railing to make a move on her. I mean, there's nothing sexier in my book than a babe of her looks ! Makes you forget about Sunny too, no ?

3) Bertha Faye : Nobody will forget the day when Bertha showed Alundra Bl ... Madusa what a REAL woman should be like. Her torrid love affair with Harvey Wippleman made all the tabloid covers from what I hear. Sometimes I still remember the grace of my lady Faye ... sigh ....

4) Pepe : I know this is a dog, but is it of the female type ? I just gonna know because those outfits Mongo used to dress her(?) up in TURNED ME ON ! c'mon, Pepe, please, I LOVE YOU !!!!!

5) Paul Bearer : OK this is a man (I guess) but when he begs for the Undertaker to rise again in that girlish but sensous voice, I can't help but wonder 'what if ?'

There you have it, folks, these are the ladies which light up my life, whom I will always love ... after all WHO can resist them ??? HOOOOOOO !!!!!

DF1
(challenging Mike Tyson for a taped fist match)