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I'M BACK AND I'M BACK TO KICK SOME SERIOY BOOTAY !!
Well I'm not going back to RSPW (I'm gone FOREVER, remember ?), but I will post some thoughts on the sports wrestling entrtainment world (i.e. the WWF and wCw, WHERE THE BIG BOYS DON'T PLAY!). I will post my thoughts WHENEVER I WANT TO ! Why ?? BECAUSE I AM THAT .... DARN .... GOOD BRAHS !!!!!! Now on with da show !!

wCw

- Like I said earlier, they are no longer WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY !! Why ?? No Hulk, no T-PAC~!, no Maaaaaaaaan Called Sting, no 'What Up Mach ?', no DDP, no WOYAH, no Brother Bruti/Butcher/Man WIth No Name/Zodiac/Booty Man/Ed Leslie/Disciple and most of all, NO HACKSAW !!!!!!!!!!!! What is this, WCW Amateur Nitor with Kevin Nash, Goldberg and Scott Steiner ? - Hacksaw was on TV a while back, and just when he was about to realize HIS BOYHOOD DREAM, the ex-DA MAN $OLDberg (harharhar, I made joke that NOBODY has ever heard before) just ax and smashes the former king of the WWF. Well $OLDberg, this isn't the end, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, so prepape to be ATTACKED ATTACKED ATTACKED !!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

- Booker 'I am the Son of Mister' T is world champion huh ? WHY ?????? I just checked the ratings for the first time since the Austin/McMahon feud began in April of 98, and what did I see ? NITOR LOST !!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T believe the streak has ended !! I guess EZE got cocky and thought he could put the world title on anybody and still think WCW would win the ratings. But what happened ? THEY LOST !! And it wasn't even close folks. It was a massacre !!! BOOKA T THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT !! EZE should just get David Arquette back and give him the belt he was born to wear. Maybe then WCW would win the war. Also, he was SO MUCH better off as G.I. Bro.

- Tank Abbott has some fine musical taste. I dance just like him whenever 'Everybody Do The 3 Count' plays over the Glenns Falls Disco Hall. I tell you that ALL the radio stations are being flooded my letters and e-mails asking, no, PLEADING them to play 'Everybody Do The 3 Count'.

- Who is this Kiwi ?? Whenever I see him, he appears in my dreams. I am just so mesmermized by the magical fruit that is Kiwi.

- JUST WHO DOES POSITIVELY KANYON THINK HE IS ??? Diamond Dallas Page would NEVER harm Judy Bagwell (not even after their feud early on this past year). I'm telling you Kanyon, you harm ONE INCH of Judge Judy's hair, I'm gonna take out my tape and ... brothers, you don't even want to KNOW what I am thinking about now !

- I hope the Cat continues to beat the GAGA out of the Dumb Dragons ! Those FOREIGNERS wouldn't las ta minute with THA 3-TIME KA-RA-TAY CHAMPEEYON !

- Wanna know why Shane Douglas faints everytime Torrie kisses him ?? It's because he's trying to back off and trying not be be touched by that beast !

- I like the new WHINEpero, and his feud with the Demon is truly one for the ages. I'm telling you, this feud will be long-remembered as an all-time classic. I will be sure to tell my children about their epic battle at Bash at the Beach. Keep the ICP and his new makeup ! It looks kool !

- I didn't know Bret Hart came back to WCW ! That Goldberg kick must have forced Brett to have surgery on his face and it must have caused some memory loss because he is calling himself Lance Storm now. He can't even apply the Sharpshooter correctly right anymore.

- Why is the Great Mutt on my TV ? He is a no-talent who stole Kwang's green mist ! I sure hope the Demon will help him find the door on the way out !!!!!!!!!!!!

- What happened to Reid Flair and Hunter Nash ?? I miss them. And I'm sure Vince does too. Who will peel his potatoes backstage for supper ?

- Man that Smooooooooth sure is smooooooooooooooth. In fact, he is as smoooooooth as Ice and he moves like a Train !

- Mike Awesome has changed in the past few weeks. And his taste in women is MUCH admired. I feel he chooses only the finer women in life.

- Are Lenny Lane and the Wall brothers like he was with Lodi/Idool/Rave ?

- I think The MIA should get rid of Lt. Loco, Corp. Cajun and Maj. Gunns and add one of Mike Awesome's women, Stevie Ray (as G.I. Bro) and Pops

- Why is Mark Jindrak NOT an EVIL~! basketball player ??? WHY ?!?!?!?!??!?! Doesn't basketball = ratings ?

- Just where o where is DA JOOZ ??????? FINALLY there is somebody with awwll da electricity and awwll da originality, and we don't see him on TV ?? Tsk tsk tsk

- I hope the TRUE LATINO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT Konnan comes back to action soon. He truly is Mexico's Hulk Hogan. One of the all-time greats and his name will be reveared for the rest of time. ORALE !!!

- Why Ralphus ISN'T HARDcore champ is beyond me !! He truly is the World's Most Dangerous Man and I think he can take out Tank Abbott, Ken Shamrock, Bart Gunn, the LETHAL WEAPON~! Steve Blackman, Meng, Hick Foley, Fat Finlay, Big Vitto, all in ONE PUNCH (just like Shaft ... shut yo mouth !!!) !

WWF

- The basis of the HHH/Kurt Angle feud is just brilliant !! I have to give the WWF credit to where credit is due. The story is SO intricate and believable it truly is brilliant. I would have thought that Kevin Sullivan written this story ! It seemed to me that I'm telling you, if any man (ESPECIALLY Mike Awesome) ever hugs my sweet Rhonda or my boo Mae (yes, JOSH, she's still MINE), he's gonna get it !!

- Now you CANNOT deny ANYMORE that Fat Foley is trying to be like Hacksaw. First he becomes HARDcore (to which Hacksaw has been ever since he was born). Then he uses 2x4s and now he starts chanting 'USA USA USA' ???? Well ENOUGH is ENOUGH !!!! If I ever meet that fatso on the streets I will burn the worthless copy of my brother's JACK's 'Have a Nice Day' book right in front of him and while he is crying (because he cries whenever he gets beaten up, or when his wife cries, which is always) , I'll tape up my fisties and WHACK HIM ON THE FACE !!!! I'm going to hit him so hard that his other ear will fall off too !!!! Maybe then I'll fetch Vader to Vader him. - I miss Vince and his STIRRING speahces that open up Monday Night Raw. Those first 20 minutes were SET once RAW began !

- And it's that time of the post again, this week I have a bounty on :

*The cRock for 1,205.30$ (I'll give you more money if he says something NEW while he is pleading for mercy)
*Kurt Angle for a bunch of chocolate gold medals or those FUN balloons that the Big Show was giving away.
*Krispin Wah for 2,224,737.27$ in KKKKaaanaaadiaaan dollars (which is like 10 bucks american)
*Perry Satellite for his whole gay-cross-dressing porn collection
*Edna Guerrero for his missing wallet, an lWo t-shirt that I found in the garbage and the TRUE spelling of his name.
*Hick Foley for a dime. He's not even worth that much anyways. He's worthless TRAILER PAHK TRASH to quote Big Poppa Pump!
*Chris Jericho for a mini-$OLDerg
*Edge and Christian for a chance to get a 5 second pose with Rhonda Singh

- X-Pac is getting better and better each and every week ! Plus, his win-loss record is almost as good as $OLDberg's was a year ago ! - Man, when are we going to see the exciting feud between Thrasher and Chaz ? That is a BIG PPV match, and those two can TEAR the house down !!

- Perry Satellite is still with the WWF ??? Who (nN) knew ?? Actually, it's WHO (nN) CARES ???Well, he's getting just what he deserves !!

- With Hulk Hogan out of wCw, then I'm sure Vince will welcome him back with open arms. When that happens, expect to see the Radicalz get shoved down to Jakked ! I CAN'T WAIT !!!

- Why didn't the Acolytes accpect Mideon back with excitement ?? Mideon MADE the Acolytes. Those loosars. They won't win the starps because Mideon IS the Acolytes and he can whoop anybody in a brawl !

- I'm so happy to see Steve Blackman~! with gold around his waist. He truly is one of the most energetic atheltes I have ever seen in my whole life and he brings a whole new dimension to the WWF.

- The Too Cool dance is getting better and better each and every week folks !!

- Once again, Chyna is making another supersart. First she made the Broken Back Kid Shawn Michaels into a WWF Champion, then Triple H, then Kris JeriKoko (B Ware) and now Edna Guerrera. Boy, she is a STAH MAKAH !

- Why isn't the BossMan on TV enough ?? Just back in December he was PURE EVIL and he was the #1 contender to the WWF title !

- Where is the Bulldog ? He is in the prime of his career and he's nowhere to be seen. NOW he deserves those World title shots, and he doesn't even get to be on TV ! What the hell is Vince thinking ?

One more thing, I saw X-Men and what can I say other than, THEY GOT WOLVERINE TOTALLY WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!! I give the movie a thumbs down !!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

DF1
(who encourages EVERYBODY to go to my Multimedia section and look at MY EXCLUSIVE scanned pics from the WOYAH comic book)