{[Note] : This is it. The most infamous PPV in the history of RSPW, 'When DugganFans Collide'. You've been waiting for this one for a long time. BTW, credit goes over to my BRAH JimDugganFan1 who came up with most of the writing.}

=-PREGAME SHOW-=

Tonight is the night!!! It's the GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL, DugganFans Collide, and perhaps the BIGGEST MATCH since Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Big Bubba at World War 3. And the good news is you can still join us LIVE from the AOL Private Chatroom "DugganFans Collide." Or if you can't make it, you still have time to MAKE THAT ALL IMPORTANT PHONE CALL to your cable company. All proceeds go to "Bail Out the Flying Nunns" fund.

In the main event, it's THE MATCH OF THE DECADE - - ONE FALL TO A FINISH, when old DF1Hoooooo finally takes on his longtime nemesis TheRealDF1 (aka the nWo DugganFan). And 2x4's and TAPED FISTS are legal.....can it get any hotter than this?

Of course, the celebrities are turning out from everywhere to witness this historic contest. Hacksaw Jim Duggan's father, the former chief of police in Glens Falls, NY, will be the guest timekeeper, and the guest ring announcer will be none other than Curvaceous Cloudy (boys, try to control yourselves). Also on hand will be Dave Sullivan and Ralph the Rabbit; the cast of "The New Adventures of Robin Hood"; Mr. T; Bastion Booger; and there's a strong rumor that OLD HACKSAW HIMSELF may show up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But wait! It gets even better, folks! You have a chance to own a PIECE OF HISTORY!!!!!!! Be one of the first 10,000 people to order DugganFans Collide, and you can win an AUTOGRAPHED PLAQUE with a piece of an actual 2x4 or strip of tape used in the main event, as well as the picture of the winner (in other words, me - - the REAL DugganFan).

Remember, that's TONIGHT at 7 pm at AOL Private Chat: DugganFans Collide. As Dusty Rhodes would say, "Dis is UNBELIEVABAH!" Get your tickets, or call your cable company NOW.....IT'S DUGGANFANS COLLIDE!

Hey, attention hotline fans!! This afternoon, one of the participants in tonight's main event was seen training with someone he's been close to all his life. All I can tell you was that they were seen near the bathroom, and that the trainer was overheard to have remarked that this was something he or she has waited 40 years for him to finally do. Because of the sensitive nature of the subject, I can't talk about it on RSPW, but call the DugganFan Hotline to get the inside scoop! Just dial 1-900-HOOOOOO. It's only $5.00 the first minute, .95 each additional minute. Kids, if your parents don't give you permission, tape up your fists and change their minds!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

=-PPV and Play By Play Begins-=

DF1Hoooooo: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey, all you Dugganamaniacs, are you ready
to see old DF1 do what he does best: BEAT IMPOSTERS UP!!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1: That's what I do!
DF1Hoooooo: Well, look who's here. I thought you were smoking pot with the Iron Shiek in the back, you FOREIGNER!
TheRealDF1: Let's go, Tough Guy! (locks up with DF1Hoooooo)
DF1Hoooooo: Gets TheRealDF1 in a 20 minute chinlock
DF1Hoooooo: I got em, baby, I got em!
The RealDF1: Escapes and gets out the tape. Smacks DF1Hoooooo
TheRealDF1: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DF1Hoooooo: Pulls out a roll of tape and tapes up TheRealDF1's face. There, now you look like the Yet-TAY!
DF1Hoooooo: Unloads with grade-A Ham Duggan punches
DF1Hoooooo: USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
TheRealDF1: Smacks DF1Hoooooo with 2x4.
The RealDF1: 1
The RealDF1: 2
DF1Hoooooo: KICK OUT!
TheRealDF1: Gets DF1Hoooooo in a 30 minute chinlock: I am a great technician like ol' Hacksaw!
DF1Hoooooo: Gets a second roll of tape from his trunks and tapes the fists.
DF1Hoooooo: Smacks TheRealDF1
TheRealDF1: Here comes the Bushwhackers, and Barry Horowitz
DF1Hoooooo: Here comes Aldo Montoya!
TheRealDF1: Here comes The Body Donnas
TheRealDF1: Loch Ness
TheRealDF1: Loch Ness kills DF1Hoooooo by sitting on him
DF1Hoooooo: Rises from the dead like the Unnnnnnnnnnnnndertaker
DF1Hoooooo: Gets the Bushwhackers in a double 40 minute chinlock
DF1Hoooooo: I got em, I got em!
DF1Hoooooo: Smacks Horowitz with 2x4.
DF1Hoooooo: Horowitz loses! Horowitz loses!
DF1Hoooooo: Oh! Here comes Cloudy from the audience!
TheRealDF1: And Bertha, and from the dead......
TheRealDF1: Sapphire!
DF1Hoooooo: Cloudy - Skip, honey, where have you been?
DF1Hoooooo: Smacks Skip: Outta my way, little man! She's all mine!
TheRealDF1: Here's Hardwork Bobby Walker, Renegade, Joe Gomez, Jim Powers
DF1Hoooooo: Gets Renegade in the spinning Hacksaw bodyslam: That's what you get for cheating against Hacksaw!
TheRealDF1: TL Hopper smacks DF1Hoooo with his plunger
TheRealDF1: Here comes LEAN
TheRealDF1: MEAN
TheRealDF1: KEVIN
TheRealDF1: GREENE!!!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Oh yeah? Here comes
DF1Hoooooo : The one
DF1Hoooooo : the only
DF1Hoooooo : PEPE!
TheRealDF1 : Arden Guy, you're with ME
ArdenGuy : YOU STINK PEPE!! ALL YOUR MOVIES STINK TOO!!!
TheRealDF1 : Here's Matilda, Frankie, Damian
DF1Hoooooo : In case you missed the Free For All, Roadblock beat Loch Ness
ArdenGuy : YEEAAAHH!!! RR 4 Life!~
DF1Hoooooo : Here comes Revelations
DF1Hoooooo : Here comes Arnold, the Steiners dog
DF1Hoooooo : Pepe bites Matilda in the shin
DF1Hoooooo : Arnold and Pepe do a Double Doggy Death Drop on Frankie
TheRealDF1 : Frankie takes the tape out of DF1's hand
DF1Hoooooo : OH NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! It's......
DF1Hoooooo : RICK STEINERS FRIEND ALEX
TheRealDF1 : Damian bites Arnold with Venom on booty
TheRealDF1 : Here's
DF1Hoooooo : ::DF1Hoooooo tapes up Alex and uses him to smack TheRealDF1::
DF1Hoooooo : 1
TheRealDF1 : KING DUGGAN
DF1Hoooooo : 2
TheRealDF1 : Another man from my side
TheRealDF1 : KICK
TheRealDF1 : OUT
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : AND
DF1Hoooooo : NO!
TheRealDF1 : 3
DF1Hoooooo : I KICK OUT
DF1Hoooooo : JUST IN TIME
DF1Hoooooo : And here comes
ArdenGuy : I SAW IT REF!! HE CHEATED!!!
DF1Hoooooo : the BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY MAN
TheRealDF1 : Here's GLACIER
TheRealDF1 : and SCOTTY RIGGS
DF1Hoooooo : Here's Maniac Mike Davis
TheRealDF1 : Here's my secret weapon :
TheRealDF1 : DAVE SULLIVAN
DF1Hoooooo : Tapes up Maniac's Moon Rock and hits TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : 1....
DF1Hoooooo : 2....
TheRealDF1 : KICK OUT
DF1Hoooooo : ::Goes to bathroom to relieve himself::
ArdenGuy : WHAT THE HELL????
TheRealDF1 : Me too
TheRealDF1 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ArdenGuy : COME ON YOU PANZIES~!
TheRealDF1 : that was nice
DF1Hoooooo : ::Finds Battlebowl ring again::
DF1Hoooooo : WE HAVE A BRAWL IN THE BATHROOM!
TheRealDF1 : look I found DF1's tape
DF1Hoooooo : ::Smacks TheRealDF1 with ring::
ArdenGuy : BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]!
TheRealDF1 : Misses
DF1Hoooooo : Eat your hearts out Kevin and Chris, ya midgets
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : NO HOLDS BARRED
KingDuggan : USA
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : Here's DINK, WINK, PINK and DOINK
DF1Hoooooo : Gets a FOURTH ROLL OF TAPE
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks TheRealDF1
TheRealDF1 : Misses
DF1Hoooooo : Here's Doink 2 and Doink 3
TheRealDF1 : Smacks DF1
DF1Hoooooo : It's an ILLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSION
TheRealDF1 : Here's the MAN who's gonna make a difference
TheRealDF1 : FAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATU
DF1Hoooooo : Doink 2 hits The Real DF1 with the devastating fake arm
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : AND
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
TheRealDF1 : 3
DF1Hoooooo : Covers TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
KingDuggan : anything can happen here in the Duggan Wrestling Federation!!!
DF1Hoooooo : and make it
TheRealDF1 : dwf
TheRealDF1 : KICK OUT
ArdenGuy : DOINK!!! I SAW THAT!! YOU SUCK!!
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : AND
TheRealDF1 : 3
TheRealDF1 : I WIN
DF1Hoooooo : Where's old Hacksaw? I'm making him proud, I know
TheRealDF1 : I WIN
DF1Hoooooo : NOT KICK OUT
ArdenGuy : YES!!! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]!
KingDuggan : Guys we got to stop this...
DF1Hoooooo : 2 7/8 ths
TheRealDF1 : Who's with ME ??
ArdenGuy : THE 1000 YEARS IS OVER!!!!!!
KingDuggan : we got to work together...
DF1Hoooooo : Gets 2x4 and wraps it in FIFTH ROLL OF TAPE
ArdenGuy : BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL
TheRealDF1 : Yes
KingDuggan : I need you guys
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
DF1Hoooooo : and make it
TheRealDF1 : KICK
TheRealDF1 : OUT
ArdenGuy : NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
KingDuggan : don't you understand, THEY want this...
TheRealDF1 : I'm listening King
DF1Hoooooo : Gets 60 Minute chinlock
TheRealDF1 : You're right
ArdenGuy : BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL[Blank]! BULL
KingDuggan : I need you guys...
DF1Hoooooo : DON'T TRUST THIS FOREIGNER!
KingDuggan : we can rule RSPW and AOL
ArdenGuy : WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK!! WORK
DF1Hoooooo : I will rule with you old Hacksaw
KingDuggan : it'll be taped fistes and 2x4's for all
ArdenGuy : BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
KingDuggan : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Gets 90 minute bearhug
DF1Hoooooo : I GOT EM
TheRealDF1 : This is an Iron Man match
ArdenGuy : What are you? CANADIAN?????
KingDuggan : now everyone chant USA!!!
KingDuggan : USA
ArdenGuy : UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : USA
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : USA
TheRealDF1 : USA
DF1Hoooooo : Yeah, just like when the Son of Andre faced Hollywood for 60 minutes when Robin Hood was on
DF1Hoooooo : USA! USA! USA! USA!
TheRealDF1 : ROBIN HOOD RULES
KingDuggan : USA USA USA
DF1Hoooooo : Gets Friar Tuck
KingDuggan : Tough Guy
ArdenGuy : Look out!! I'm bringing Squire David Taylor to kick your Canadian butts!!
DF1Hoooooo : Friar Tuck sits on The RealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : I am not Canadian like the Crybaby hart!
DF1Hoooooo : LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!
TheRealDF1 : At least I can speak AHmed
ArdenGuy : Friar Tuck is with the Western European World Order!!!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : So can I: uyriiur fdiurfkur fdigdigdi egijeuhtehiteteite tghtghthkjkjgkjd igfgf;fjdjkgfjbgf
DF1Hoooooo : Gets Friar Ferguson
DF1Hoooooo : You're in for it now
ArdenGuy : Just like Squire David Taylor!! Unlike that traitor Robert of Eaton!!
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
DF1Hoooooo : lhtg reult trnhr edbhlbre trbil rtiullrt uitrbib rjn
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
TheRealDF1 : and ...
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
DF1Hoooooo : YOU GOIN DOWN YOU GOIN DOWN
TheRealDF1 : bwiohjfweuiwju wefaijhnsdz wkljgpkotesoi
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : and ...
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
TheRealDF1 : 3
KingDuggan : tape the fisties!!!!!!
ArdenGuy : iyu goijng doinds iuopy doihgn doiuwn
DF1Hoooooo : Nope, it was 2 99/100ths
KingDuggan : we wanna see the tape
DF1Hoooooo : It's time, It's time, It's DUGGAN TIME TIME TIME TIME
TheRealDF1 : Duggamania is running wild on you
DF1Hoooooo : ::Gets in three point stance::
TheRealDF1 : rf;pirosheuiwgu9wer9 ph-tehs34856097
ArdenGuy : BOOOOO!! GET THESE CANADIAN PANZIES OUT OF THE RING !
TheRealDF1 : Here's PN NEWS
DF1Hoooooo : ::Hits TheRealDF1:: One mistake is all it takes
TheRealDF1 : !!!!
TheRealDF1 : WOOOOO
DF1Hoooooo : BANG! THREE POINT STANCE!
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
TheRealDF1 : With Oscar, the masta rappa
ArdenGuy : Look out!! It's Mantaur!! I dont believe it!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : kick out
TheRealDF1 : Here's MO
DF1Hoooooo : Mo and Mabel! You traitors!!
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks MOM with three point stances
TheRealDF1 : Thurman Sparky Plugg is here
KingDuggan : oh no, not men from the mission!!!
TheRealDF1 : aka Bob Holly
DF1Hoooooo : Here comes after 10 years
DF1Hoooooo : I don't believe it
DF1Hoooooo : It's HIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : It's.......
TheRealDF1 : the RED ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTER
DF1Hoooooo : OUTBACK JACK!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Outback hits Boomerang on Mantaur
TheRealDF1 : The Brooklyn Brawler
TheRealDF1 : Hillbilly Jim
DF1Hoooooo : Godwinns' goats in the house
KingDuggan : bastion bugger
TheRealDF1 : Bastion
KingDuggan : the blue blazer
DF1Hoooooo : All girls in attendance faint at sight of Bastion
TheRealDF1 : Here's ROADBLOCK
DF1Hoooooo : The Blue Blazer is that rotten foreigner OWEN HART! You traitor you can stick it
TheRealDF1 : Ron Powers, Rick Fuller, Jim Powers
KingDuggan : shocker/tugboat/typhoon
DF1Hoooooo : THE SOUTHERN POSSE RUN IN
TheRealDF1 : Here's is ..
TheRealDF1 : no he's not a fish,
TheRealDF1 : he's not an avalanche
TheRealDF1 : he's a MAN
TheRealDF1 : A 500 ponud man
Talvin69 : Tenta!
TheRealDF1 : JOHHN TENTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Here comes the two guys on Piper's team, my Uncle Shamus and Cousin Butch!!!
DF1Hoooooo : You're DEAD NOW!
TheRealDF1 : Here ar thge MASKED Executionners, the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER ASSASINS
KingDuggan : no no no, here comes da goon
TheRealDF1 : Here he is after
TheRealDF1 : 7 years ....
TheRealDF1 : the
TheRealDF1 : GOBLEDY GOOKER
DF1Hoooooo : The Goon smacks Powers, Fuller, and Powers with hockey stick TheRealDF1 : It's all over for you loser
DF1Hoooooo : Wildcat Willy attacks Gobbledy from behind
KingDuggan : look folks behind the curtain
DF1Hoooooo : The Caveman from the WCW Worldwide tapings runs in
TheRealDF1 : Here is NIKOLAI VOLKOFF, I repent him for his sins
TheRealDF1 : Here is MVP/Abe Knuckleball Schwartz
DF1Hoooooo : Oh me lucky charms, it's Braun the Leprechaun!!!
KingDuggan : The Conquistadors
DF1Hoooooo : Braun bites TheRealDF1
TheRealDF1 : Those mean dudes are with me
TheRealDF1 : I got me the REAL Leprechaun
DF1Hoooooo : Long enough for DF1Hoooooo to get a 120 minute chinlock on TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : I GOT EM BABY!
KingDuggan : 1
KingDuggan : 2
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
TheRealDF1 : Here they are
KingDuggan : how 'bout it?
TheRealDF1 : the LEGENDS
TheRealDF1 : THE DING DONGS
ArdenGuy : Look!!!! IN THE RAFTERS!!! ITS CROW DOINK!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Oh yeah? Here's.....
ArdenGuy : OH MY GOOOOD!
DF1Hoooooo : Danger! High Voltage!
TheRealDF1 : OH NO
TheRealDF1 : Do you hear the music ...
TheRealDF1 : It's
KingDuggan : Big Boss Man, gonna spread some LAW AND ORDER
TheRealDF1 : the
TheRealDF1 : ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DF1Hoooooo : No way, Renegade is already here
DF1Hoooooo : Big Boss Man, no trouba
TheRealDF1 : He left for 2 min.
TheRealDF1 : I got the GUARDIAN ANGEL
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks Bubba with taped fist for umpteenth time
KingDuggan : big Boss man, no job
TheRealDF1 : Here is the STALKER
KingDuggan : Mark Starr
TheRealDF1 : Here is ALDO
DF1Hoooooo : The Blackjacks would never show up with the Stalker around
KingDuggan : the whole armstrong clan
TheRealDF1 : You're under arrest, it's the STATE PATROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ArdenGuy : BOOOO!! NO SELL!! NO SELL!! LETS SEE SOME REAL WRESTLING, NO GOOD CANADIAN PANZIES!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Does that suplex Hacksaw did when he holds you up and gives thumbs up on TheRealDF1
TheRealDF1 : Here's Brad, Brian, Steve, Scott, Bob Armmmmmmmmmmstrong
Talvin69 : Where's the motor city madman already?
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
DF1Hoooooo : Follows with a beautiful 200 minute chinlock
TheRealDF1 : and....
TheRealDF1 : 3
TheRealDF1 : I WIN !
DF1Hoooooo : NOT
TheRealDF1 : AGAIN
ArdenGuy : THE 1000 YEARS IS OVER!!!!!!!!~
DF1Hoooooo : No, you're in a 360 minute chinlock
DF1Hoooooo : I am a great technician like Hacksaw
DF1Hoooooo : LISTEN!
DF1Hoooooo : It's THE REALLLLLLL DOUBLE J JESSE JAMMES!
KingDuggan : Unbelievable!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : It's TATANKA
DF1Hoooooo : Spend my days workin hard on the go
TheRealDF1 : KAMA
KingDuggan : Anything can happen here in the DWF!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : But the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow
ArdenGuy : Hacksaw doesn't waste time with chinlocks!! He goes for puoresuo short ankle scissors!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Cause I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
ArdenGuy : You guys are disgraces!!!!!
KingDuggan : DWF, where the big Duggans play
TheRealDF1 : Here are Jacob and Eli Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
TheRealDF1 : 1
ArdenGuy : THATS MY SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : AND ....
DF1Hoooooo : Jesse James breaks guitar over TheRealDF1's head
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
ArdenGuy : IM THE REAL DOUBLE J!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : 3
DF1Hoooooo : 2
TheRealDF1 : I WIN
TheRealDF1 : KICK OUT
DF1Hoooooo : Oh no! It's MAN MOUNTAIN ROOOOOOOOOOOCK!
DF1Hoooooo : It's Jamison
ArdenGuy : I sing "With My Baby Tonight" and don't you forget it!!!!
TheRealDF1 : It's the ROADIE
ArdenGuy : You're FRENCH!!!! You're all FRENCH!!!!!!
KingDuggan : "I'm The Mountie"
TheRealDF1 : Look out for LEAPIN'ANNY POFFO
Talvin69 : I heard the blackmailer was in the building. He said he was gonna make sure there was no funny business
DF1Hoooooo : It's the DESPERADOES
DF1Hoooooo : Deadeye Dick smacks TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
ArdenGuy : You FRENCH bastards!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Dadgummit I'm gonna win
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : 3
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
ArdenGuy : Can't mess with us English!! No sir!!!!!
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : Bobby Eaton arrives
KingDuggan : USA
KingDuggan : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Has enough of Arden guy, so tapes mouth shut
ArdenGuy : Earl Robert Eaton is here, BABY!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : OH NO! It's
TheRealDF1 : Barry
DF1Hoooooo : SyCHO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
KingDuggan : where in England is Alabama???
TheRealDF1 : HOROWITZ
ArdenGuy : UK all the WAY!!!!
Talvin69 : DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF- DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF-DWF
KingDuggan : Jonny B Badd!!!
ArdenGuy : Where in France is Glens Falls you PIG!!!!
KingDuggan : Right next to the tower...
DF1Hoooooo : It's MOUNT FIJI!
DF1Hoooooo : It's SUPERFLY SIVA AFI
Talvin69 : Oh God! Mount Fiji! Where's matilda the hun?
KingDuggan : BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
KingDuggan : oh no, it's yoko
DF1Hoooooo : It's BIG BAD MOMMA!
DF1Hoooooo : Yoko! Thank god you repented, or I'd clubber you too
ArdenGuy : Boooo!! You FRENCH can't work worth a damn!! I wanna see some REAL DugganFans!!!!
TheRealDF1 : SNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKA
KingDuggan : Terry Funk, w/bat and barbed wire
TheRealDF1 : The Rooooooooooooooooocck Don Murrco
ArdenGuy : *Systemstrt*
DF1Hoooooo : DF1Hoooooo gets a nice 400 minute bearhug on
TheRealDF1: Do you quit?
ArdenGuy : *SYSTEMSTART*
TheRealDF1 : no
DF1Hoooooo : Jimmy Jack Funk beats Terry up
ArdenGuy : Yehah!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : Here's ROCKY MAIAVIA
ArdenGuy : *SYSTEMEXIT*
KingDuggan : 2 cold Scorpio runs in and....
Talvin69 : I saw the Juicer backstage
ArdenGuy : Yo Yo YO!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Oh no, it's him!
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
DF1Hoooooo : It's HEAVY METAL
Talvin69 : Is it? Could that be PN News?
TheRealDF1 : 3
ArdenGuy : *Hello*
DF1Hoooooo : VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAAMMER!
TheRealDF1 : PN already is out
Talvin69 : Oops. Is big josh out yet?
TheRealDF1 : Here is BART GUNN
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
DF1Hoooooo : 2 and 99/78/100ths
TheRealDF1 : I WIN
KingDuggan : Billy, we want BILLY
DF1Hoooooo : It's Lance Cassidy, the Singing Cowboy
TheRealDF1 : ThE sNAKE
KingDuggan : Black Top Bully
TheRealDF1 : Repo Man
Talvin69 : We want smash!
DF1Hoooooo : ::Crash:: Repo Maaaaaaaan!
DF1Hoooooo : It's MAXAMILLION MOON!
TheRealDF1 : Saba Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimba
KingDuggan : Kamala
Talvin69 : Yeah Saba Simba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talvin69 : Botswana Beast!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : It's Mighty Wilbur!
TheRealDF1 : The Ugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandan KAMALA
ArdenGuy : *Spinend*
DF1Hoooooo : It's LAZERTRON!
ArdenGuy : *Killer*
TheRealDF1 : ROBOCOP
KingDuggan : IRS
ArdenGuy : *KI64a*
ArdenGuy : *BOO*
ArdenGuy : *BOO*
ArdenGuy : *BOO*
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks TheRealDF1 with Max's jetpack.
DF1Hoooooo : 1
TheRealDF1 : BIG BULLY BUSICK
DF1Hoooooo : 2
TheRealDF1 : KICK OUT
ArdenGuy : *PUKIN*
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : 3
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
ArdenGuy : *PUKING*
DF1Hoooooo : Gets the Zodiac
TheRealDF1 : Boooooooooooooooooty Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
KingDuggan : Isic Yankem
Talvin69 : Diesel 2
TheRealDF1 : Razzzor 1
TheRealDF1 : Razzzor 2
ArdenGuy : *Hello*
TheRealDF1 : Harvey WIMPle"man"
DF1Hoooooo : Booty Man gives High Knee to TheRealDF1
KingDuggan : Nobbs
KingDuggan : Saggs
TheRealDF1 : Sags
DF1Hoooooo : Razor? HE's NWO!!!! YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
ArdenGuy : *Gotmail*
TheRealDF1 : Kick out
TheRealDF1 : I mean Razzor 2
TheRealDF1 : ZIP
KingDuggan : ues the tape DF1HOOOOOO!!!!!!
Talvin69 : Heavenly Bodies
ArdenGuy : Hey, I hope this doesn't last until 10. I wanna catch ECW!!!!!!!!!!
KingDuggan : USE the tape (need to learn to type)
Talvin69 : We all have to make sacrafices
DF1Hoooooo : ::Tapes up fists:: SMacks TheRealDF1
DF1Hoooooo : 1
DF1Hoooooo : 2
DF1Hoooooo : and
KingDuggan : 3
DF1Hoooooo : make
DF1Hoooooo : it
DF1Hoooooo : I WIN!
TheRealDF1 : KICK OUT
KingDuggan : Hoooooooooooooo!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : HOROWITZ WINS!
DF1Hoooooo : Relieves himself again
Talvin69 : Tooooooooootaaaaaaaal Eeeeeeeeeelllllllliiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnaaaattttttiiiiioooon
DF1Hoooooo : Who needs ECW? This is the original Hardcore, like Hacksaw
KingDuggan : The Final Solution
DF1Hoooooo : Doug Dillinger! Take Talvin's ECW signs away
Talvin69 : He's HardcoreHe's HardcoreHe's HardcoreHe's HardcoreHe's Hardcore
KingDuggan : ECW ain't hardcore, DUGGAN ain't there
TheRealDF1 : ECW are Duggan wanna bes
DF1Hoooooo : Gets a nice 500 minute chinlock on FInal Solution
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
TheRealDF1 : 3
Talvin69 : Talvin69 brings out the motor cit madman and goes postal on Dillinger
KingDuggan : Raven fears DUGGAN
TheRealDF1 : I WIN
DF1Hoooooo : Not
DF1Hoooooo : He got em! No he didn't
TheRealDF1 : AGAIN
KingDuggan : oh my GAWD!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Wait a minute, wait a minute
TheRealDF1 : 1
TheRealDF1 : 2
DF1Hoooooo : Everyone back off, folks, old DF1 has something to say!
DF1Hoooooo : Stop it
TheRealDF1 : 3
KingDuggan : it's waylan mercy
Talvin69 : We want hacksaw We want hacksaw We want hacksaw We want hacksaw We want hacksaw We want hack
DF1Hoooooo : KICK OUT
TheRealDF1 : Stop
DF1Hoooooo : Stop it, T.R. DF1
DF1Hoooooo : Old DF1 has something to say
TheRealDF1 : KNOW what I mean ?
TheRealDF1 : old ??
DF1Hoooooo : You know, folks, now I know how that rotten Hollywood must have felt when the Son of Andre
TheRealDF1 : what ??
KingDuggan : It's -- Ol' -- , not old
DF1Hoooooo : took him to the limit
DF1Hoooooo : ::Music plays:
DF1Hoooooo : And...wait a minute what's that?
DF1Hoooooo : OH NO, IT's THE NWO!
TheRealDF1 : what ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : The rotten, no good, NWO!
TheRealDF1 : nWo
TheRealDF1 : Let's satnd together for RSPW
KingDuggan : HOOOOOOOOO lets get 'em
TheRealDF1 : Let's go
TheRealDF1 : Stop Hollyweird
DF1Hoooooo : Let's get them! USA! USA! USA! USA
DF1Hoooooo : ::Smacks Buffy, Wallstreet, Norton, Bubber with three point stances::
KingDuggan : KINGDUGGAN: --waves flag over head--
ArdenGuy : Dollywood: Nails Hogan with a Salami.
TheRealDF1 : Smacks Fake Sting
DF1Hoooooo : OH NO! They have the Mexicans with them too!
TheRealDF1 : with taped fisties
DF1Hoooooo : And Steve Regal and Dave Taylor
DF1Hoooooo : And the New Hart Foundation!
KingDuggan : ::hits hall with cup of soda::
TheRealDF1 : FOREIGNERS
DF1Hoooooo : Let's smack em all!!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : USA
DF1Hoooooo : USA
DF1Hoooooo : USA
DF1Hoooooo : USA
TheRealDF1 : There's the Dungeon of Doooooooooooooooooooooooom
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : USA
KingDuggan : USA
TheRealDF1 : USA
KingDuggan : USA
KingDuggan : Tough GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
DF1Hoooooo : ::Hits La Parka and Sychosis with 2x4's::
TheRealDF1 : Gets Nash and whacks 2x4 with it and cuts him to 4 feet tall KingDuggan : ::Hits Nash with taped fisties of DOOM::
DF1Hoooooo : Hardwork Bobby Walker comes out to T.R.'s chants of "WORK"
TheRealDF1 : Gets Super Loser with 3 point stance
DF1Hoooooo : Knocks Hall's teeth out again with taped fisties
KingDuggan : doooooong
KingDuggan : dooooong
KingDuggan : dooooong
DF1Hoooooo : It's the Unnnnnnnnnnnnnndertaker!
KingDuggan : Undertaker?!?
TheRealDF1 : Fatu attacks the Sultan, Backlund and Sheik (who's saying something about pot and hacksaw.).
DF1Hoooooo : Smacks Juventud Guerrera
DF1Hoooooo : Hard Work beats up Syxx
TheRealDF1 : Gets Ray Mendoza with 2x4
KingDuggan : 123 kid runs down and helps syxx?
DF1Hoooooo : Cannonball Kid attacks Syxx and 123
TheRealDF1 : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRenegade and Erik Watts hits Hall with POWER dropkicks
KingDuggan : hey anything can happen in DWF
TheRealDF1 : Ligthning kid attack syxx
DF1Hoooooo : Kamikaze Kid jumps on all of them
KingDuggan : Lex Luger comes down and gets beat up by green bay packers
DF1Hoooooo : Oh no! It's Sabu!
DF1Hoooooo : Now ECW is invading our Pay Per View??????
KingDuggan : hide the tables
Talvin69 : The Tasmaniac!!!!!!!!!!!
KingDuggan : the bWo...
DF1Hoooooo : ::Smacks Sabu with a 2x4:: That's what you get for stealing Hacksaw's moves
TheRealDF1 : Kills Taz and Sabu with tape and 2x4's
ArdenGuy : The Full Blooded I-talians!! Yeah!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Cloudy takes care of Beulah and Francine
Talvin69 : Meanie sault on the real DF1
DF1Hoooooo : Italians?? Where?? KILL THE FOREIGNERS!!!!!!!!
TheRealDF1 : So doesd Berha
TheRealDF1 : Duggansault on Talvin
KingDuggan : [drops dreamer through 6 tables and 3 chairs]
DF1Hoooooo : Puts a 600 minute sleeper on Talvin
KingDuggan : [opens up a can of duggan whup on Sandman]
Talvin69 : Prime Time Brian Lee drops TRDF1 off the roof through 8 plates of glass
DF1Hoooooo : The Fake Unnnnnnnnndertaker beats up Brian Lee
DF1Hoooooo : Everyone runs away from the DugganFans
TheRealDF1 : Takes Raven and go calls for Johnny Polo to hit him
Talvin69 : Brian Pillman shoots TheRealDF1
TheRealDF1 : Slick takes care of Bill Alfonso
DF1Hoooooo : ::Takes mic:: OK, now as I was saying.........
KingDuggan : [uses ol' 2x4 to knock Paul E out of his loafers]
TheRealDF1 : It's over
TheRealDF1 : They're gone
TheRealDF1 : Calm down
Talvin69 : Uh oh here comes chief thunder mountain and hoss
DF1Hoooooo : Everyone finally clears out in fear of the DF's
DF1Hoooooo : OK, now before I was interrupted, I gotta say something now.
TheRealDF1 : No one's here
DF1Hoooooo : I was wrong about you, TheRealDF1, you took me to the limit
Talvin69 : Here comes the evil Miiiiiiistttttteeeeeeeer Fuuuuuuuuuujiiiiiiiii
KingDuggan : I guess ol' ECW couldn't handle the extream w/ol' Hacksaw
DF1Hoooooo : Just like Renegade took Hacksaw to the limit on Nitro
TheRealDF1 : What do you have to say ?
DF1Hoooooo : What I'm saying is that you earned old DF1's respect DF1Hoooooo : And I say we join and spread the good word of Duggan all over the world
KingDuggan : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Talvin69 : Yes your mom is
DF1Hoooooo : We can be like Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Nikolai Volkoff
DF1Hoooooo : The ORIGINAL Allied Powers
KingDuggan : man this is so great....
TheRealDF1 : (Sobbing) You're right
TheRealDF1 : Sniff sniff
KingDuggan : <> I mean this is a KODAK moment
ArdenGuy : I'm sick of this [Blank]. All these [Blank] think they are tough? Let me tell you all someth
DF1Hoooooo : It's all the foreigners fault, they know nothing about DugganFan values
KingDuggan : hey ol' Hacksaw don't wanna hear that kinda talk
DF1Hoooooo : They made us fight each other
KingDuggan : your right
DF1Hoooooo : So I just want to say.......I LOVE YOU!
KingDuggan : The Duggan Foundation!!!!
KingDuggan : The Duggan Foundation...
TheRealDF1 : The Nation of DugganFans
DF1Hoooooo : So how about it?
TheRealDF1 : the New Duggan Order ?
DF1Hoooooo : PN and OSCAR COME OUT
TheRealDF1 : I agree with you FRIEND
ArdenGuy : Booooooooooooooooo!! I'm sick of this [Blank]. All these [blank] think they are tough? Let me
TheRealDF1 : Rapping
Talvin69 : the 4 dugganfans?
DF1Hoooooo : WE are the Nattion.....of Duggan!
TheRealDF1 : Wabe your hands in the air (Yeaaaaaaaaaaah)
DF1Hoooooo : Yo baby yo baby yo!
ArdenGuy : WE ARE THE NATION.......OF TAPEDFISTATION!!!
KingDuggan : [Waves the dwf flag fan over head]
TheRealDF1 : Yo baby yo baby yo
ArdenGuy : I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talvin69 : we are the nation live and in color dont dis the man or we'll bumrush our mothers LOL!
DF1Hoooooo : And to all you foreigners and NWOites, you better watch out
KingDuggan : USA
DF1Hoooooo : The Nation of Duggan is looking for you!
KingDuggan : USA
ArdenGuy : Come and get me, Frenchie!!!!!!
Talvin69 : DF1Hoooooo: And to all you foreigners and NWOites, you better watch out
DF1Hoooooo : By any taped fists necessary!
TheRealDF1 : Don't coming looking for us, we'll look for YOU
KingDuggan : It's duggan time!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : Salutes with the Thumbs up
DF1Hoooooo : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Talvin69 : Talvin69: we are the nation live and in color dont dis the man or we'll bumrush our mothers
DF1Hoooooo : This is a history making moment
DF1Hoooooo : Pandemonium has broken loose!
KingDuggan : it's... it's <> unbelieveable...
Talvin69 : Loose? what'd you say bout your mom?
TheRealDF1 : This is OUR rules NOW
Talvin69 : Talvin69: we are the nation live and in color dont dis the man or we'll bumrush our mothers
KingDuggan : you wanna WAR??? you got one...
DF1Hoooooo : The fans who jampacked the arena to the rafters are cheering for the Nation of Duggan
ArdenGuy : It's the beginning of a NEW GENERATION of DugganFans!!
TheRealDF1 : The NEW Generation
ArdenGuy : Halelujah!!!
DF1Hoooooo : We are the Nation of Duggan!
ArdenGuy : Testified!!
DF1Hoooooo : HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KingDuggan : hey, who's that up in the rafters???
DF1Hoooooo : USA!
DF1Hoooooo : USA!
DF1Hoooooo : uSA!
TheRealDF1 : Let's go
Talvin69 : Duggan would be WWF champ today if that no good stinky andre hadn't clobbered him at WM 4
TheRealDF1 : Bye
TheRealDF1 : may the 2x4 be with you
ArdenGuy : BYE BYE FRENCHIE!!!!!!
DF1Hoooooo : And the Nation of Duggan leaves to a standing ovation!
KingDuggan : Live long and be like Duggan
DF1Hoooooo : We hope you enjoyed DugganFans Collide! Goodnight everybody!
ArdenGuy : Hah hah Frenchie!!!
KingDuggan : yeahhhhhhhhh
DF1Hoooooo : DF1Hoooooo to the camera: I hope I made you proud, Hacksaw.
ArdenGuy : IT WAS AWFUL!!
KingDuggan : duggan duggan duggan
Talvin69 : Booooo! you guys suck! you can't make up at the end. I want a refund!
ArdenGuy : You Frenchies need to shut your trap!! REFUND!!!!!

DF1
(Fin)