I had this idea for my site a while ago, and just recently in came into fruition. My idea was to interview RSPW's favorite son, T-LOWE.

After weeks of trying to get through to him and his manager Jeffrey Miller, I finally got to him and he accepted to grant me my interview. So the following is a DF1.com exclusive ! Enjoy !

Q: How does it feel to be THE icon (not Roddy Piper's I.C.O.N.) of ALL independent wrestlers on RSPW ??
A: THAT IS A TITLE I NEVER WANT TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Now, I NEED to ask this question. This has been on the minds of RSPWers for a while now. Why Demolition ? Why not Honky Tonk Man or Renegade or the Colossal Connection ?
A: EASY. HONKY WAS NEVER TAG CHAMPS. NOR WAS THE NEW WAVE COBAIN THE RRRRRRENEGADE. COLOSSAL CONNECTION (WITH THE MONSTA MENG~!) IS A GOOD CHOICE, BUT I HAVE TO STICK WITH DEMOLITION. MORE PEOPLE HEARD OF THEM.

Q: When do you believe you will enter the BIG leagues (a.k.a. wCw) ?
A: WHO (NN - YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ME THERE!) KNOWS?!

Q: Do you forsee yourself as the next 'Rock' or 'Stone Cold Steve Austin' or 'Goldberg' ?
A: NO, THE NEXT CURLY FRIES SHANE VIRGIL JONES.

Q: If Hulk Hogan does form his own wrestling -he's a wrestler, unlike Lance Storm- promotion (since he no longer works for wCw), how would you feel if he came to you personally and said 'I want YOU!'?
A: I WOULD BE UNABLE TO SPEAK FOR 78 HOURS. I WOULD LOVE TO BE A PART OF HOGAN ONCE AGAIN REVOLUTIONIZING WRESTLING, LIKE HE HAS, LIKE, 12 TIMES ALREADY (THIS WEEK).

Q: Other than Hulk and WOYAH, who (maybe him) did you idolize as a young child ?
A: I WILL NOT DROP NAMES, BUT GIVE HINTS: HOOOOOO, GOBBLE GOBBLE, SULLIVAN MY SOOON, YES! NO!, WOOF WOOF, AND THAT GUY THAT SAYS FRUIT BOOTY, OH AND WHO? (YN) AND ABOUT 45 OTHERS

Q: What do you do to relax ?
A: I HAVE A PRETEND FED WITH ALL MY SHOES. MY OLD HIGH TOPS ARE THE TAG CHAMPS, MY LEFT COWBOY BOOT IS EUROPEAN CHAMP, AND MY LEFT KANGAROOS SHOE IS THE WORLD CHAMP (TOTAL HEEL - GET IT? RUAHAHAHAHA) AND MY DRESS SHOES ARE ALL JOBBERS. I JUST GOT A PAIR THAT I INTRODUCED WITH A GREAT GIMMICK - THEY TAKE THEIR LACES OUT AND STRANGLE THE OTHER SHOES WHEN THE REF AIN'T LOOKIN. IT'S FUN AND I DO THIS ABOUT 7 HOURS A DAY.

Q: What is the greatest accomplishment of your life ?
A:I ONCE POOPED A TWO FOOT LONG TURD. YES, I HAVE PICTURES. (NOT FOR SALE ON EBAY YET, THO)

Q: Who (nN) trained you to become a wrestler ? Was it the WOYAH who was speaking to you and trained you from his hidden base in Parts Unknown AZ ?
A:I COULDN'T GO TO THE AZ BRANCH OF PARTS UNKNOWN, BUT I DID GO TO HIS DEEPEST DARKEST AFRICA BRANCH. HE COMPLETED THE TRAINING THAT LOCH NESS STARTED IN ME.

Q: If you had a time machine, and you could go back to 1996, would you apply to WARRIOR UNIVERSITY ?
A:THEY WOULD ASK ME TO TEACH AT THIS POINT, PROB. HOME EC OR PHYSICS.

Q: If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County Georgia, what would/should be the first thing you must do ?
A:ASK BOSSMAN FOR A RIDE IN THAT SWEET BULLHORNMOBILE.

Q: If you could use any past or present wrestling theme or any song as your theme music, what would it be ?
A:I USE ANGRY CHAIR, BUT WOULD LIKE TO USE A SOUNDGARDEN VERSION OF ROW ROW ROW YER BOAT.

Q: If you could party with one of the following choices, who (nN) would it be; Hulk Hogan, WOYAH, Kronic & DX, the Acolytes, Kurt Angle, The Maestro, The Godfather, The Cat & Too Cool & Rikishi, Ralphus & Dusty Rhodes, Ander the Gaint, Val Venis, 3 Count & Tank Abbott, The Big Show, Steven Richards, Disco Inferno, the Godwinns, Big Poppa Pump, Chyna, Kiwi & Lenny & Lodi, Steven Regal, Gangrel, Daffney, Steven Richards, the Mean Street Posse, Mark Henry & Mae Young & Scott Hall, the Dudleys, Sid & Arn Anderson, Mike Awesome or Lt. Loco ?
A:MIKE AWESOME, IF I HAD CHOICE OF ANYONE AT ALL - SKINNER.

Q: Let's do a bunch of word associations since I have no idea what else to ask you. Hulk Hogan ?
A:HE IS WRESTLING

Q: The ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE WARRIOR ?
A:POWERS BEYOND REASON

Q: Hacksaw Jim Duggan ?
A:THOR-LIKE

Q: The Broken-Back Kid Shawn Michaels ?
A:WAH! WAH! WAH! LOST MY SMILE! WAH!

Q: Barry Horowitz ?
A:ORIGINAL GREAT JEWISH WRESTLER (GOLDBERG OWES HIM A $1)

Q: The Big Sexay Daddy Kevin Nash ?
A:WORKRATE

Q: Mideon ?
A:THE NEXT ROCK

Q: Bret Hart ?
A:I THOUGHT THAT WAS CLARK!

Q: Vince Russo ?
A:STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM

Q: Big Poppa Pump ?
A:FREAK (IN A GOOD WAY)

Q: The Radicalz on their jump to the WWF ?
A: YOU MEAN LATINO NO HEAT, CHRIS BENYAWN, DEAN MALSTINKO, AND PERRY SATELLITEzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SNORT COUGH, SORRY DOZED OFF THERE. THEY DO THAT TO ME.

Q: La Parka ?
A:MEXICO'S ULTIMATE WARRIOR

Q: Survivor Series 97 (the OTHER big thing, not Steve Blackman's debut match) ?
A:SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED? HUNH!

Q: Vampiro ?
A:I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT I THINK EVEN DUGGAN WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING THIS HACK OVER.

Q: Eric Bischoff ?
A:INVENTED WRESTLING

Q: The FAKE Triple H (Hunter Ham Helsmely)
A:THE GAY-MUH (MEDIOCRE UGLY HOG)

Q: Booker T. ?
A:MAY BE AS GOOD AS HIS BRO SOMEDAY

Q: 3 Count's latest hit single 'Everybody Do The 3 Count' ?
A:I GOT IT FROM NAPSTER WHEN THEY DID IT LIVE AT MSG!!!!!!!!!

Q: $OLDberg ?
A:THE LOST RADICALZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Q: El Dandy ?
A:HIS NAME SHOULD BE JIM!

Q: Steve Austin ?
A:COULD SOMEDAY BE SOMETHING IN THIS SPORT

Q: Virgil/Vincent/Vince/Curly Bill/Shane/Mike Jones/Mr. Jones ?
A: MAN ALIVE, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH SPACE. 10,000 THOUGHTS COME TO MIND. HOW DOES HE DO IT? HE IS THE RON POPEIL OF WRESTLING.

Q: The Rock ?
A:COULD BE POPULAR SOMEDAY. NEEDS TO COME UP WITH A CATCHY SAYING, OR 20, THOUGH.

Q: Hick Foley ?
A: REFUSE TO COMMENT

Q: Kurt Angle ?
A:ANOTHER PITTSBURGH BRAH! NEEDS TO WORK OUT, THOUGH.

Q: Vince McMahon ?
A:WISH THE POOR MAN, AND HIS FAMILY, COULD GET SOME AIR TIME!

Q: RSPW ?
A:GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH. (WHEN MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS IS WORKING!)

Q: And finally, TAFKA DugganFan1 ?
A:GREATEST NON-UA POSTER EVER.

Q: Thank you for joining me and I hope you had great pleasure answering questions. Am I not the next Barbara Walters and Mean Gene Okerlund and Lillian Garcia combined ?
A:YOU MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE BENYAWN TRYING TO CUT A PROMO.

Thank you for answering T-LOWE, you are a God among RSPWers!

DF1
(who is the Bob Ryder of RSPW)