Here it is BRAHS, on the eve of the new millennium, this is the OFFICIAL 1999 Minitry of DugganFans Award !! Now LIVE from Gelns Falls, New York, here is DUGGANFAN1 with all the results !!!!!!!!!

Best Wrestler: Well, not to be biased, but Hacksaw will not win this award, since he spent most of his time helping elevate the Bobby Blaze's and the Johnny Attitude's of wCw, so the winner is the wrestler who lives and breathes this sport. The man who loves this sport more than anything else in this world. When this man wrestles, you can just see how enthusiastic he is to wrestle. Of course, I am speaking about BIG SEXAY Kevin Nash !!! He won the wCw title during one of the best periods in the history of wCw, and he is ready to carry wCw on his mighty shoulders to the next millennium.

Worst Wrestler: The cRock had an awful year. He lost to Triple H on numerous occasions on RAW, Smackdown and PPV, he lost to the Big Boss Man, Fatkind, Stone Head Steve Austin, The Undertaker, the Hollys, the Big Show, the Road Doggy Dawg & Mr. Booty, and many others. has he even won a match this year ??? The MOD voters decided to give this j-brone the award for being the PEOPLE'S LOSER !!! Harharharhar !! He only people he represents are the LOSERweights !!!

Best Tag Team: The official team of the Ministry of Darkness had a FABULOUS year. They beat up all thugs easily and they proved their worthyness to the LORD ... of Darkness. Mideon and BIG VIS showed to the world that even without their own respective tag team partners (HOG and Mo), that these two titanic men can destroy their competition.

Worst Tag Team: The Hardy Boys bored me to death all year long. I was praying for Kris Benwah to come out and head-butt these bums from the top of the arena.

Best Manager/Valet: The inspiration of Seth made SID~! forget is problems with GOLDBERG in less than 24 hours, and he made SID~! realize that these two talented men must team up to thrash Bertt Hartt and Jeff Jarhead.

Worst Manager/Valet: Chyna has never been useful, so why write a lot about her ???

Best Good Guy: Well after 3 years of being the most hated man in the sport, Hulk comes back to the read and yellow much to the delight of the crowd. Hulk has and always be the GREATEST hero this country has ever known.

Worst Bad Guy: The cRock. *YAWN*. Stop ripping off Grape Juice Guerrera.

Best Loser: The cRock is a BIG time loser.

Best Loser To THE BIG BOYS: Chris Jericho is a HUGE loser. He can't even beat a woman or a pimp by himself.

Best Technical Wrestler: 'Terry, you're a great technical wrestler' - Hacksaw, August 1996 Nitro

Best Rookie : Evan Karagias topped off a succesful year by winning the now-prestigious cruiserweight title. I sense great things in 2000 for one third of the 3-Count.

Best Brawler: The Brooklyn Brawler of course !!!

Most Improved Wrestler: The Bulldog. What a year for this man ! First he drops his country, and look at the improvement !! This man has WWF World Title contender written ALL over him.

Most Deteriorated: Even if he was never good in the first place, Chris Benwar did it. He got even WORSE ! He was more boring this year than ever. At least SID~! showed him what a being a SUPER-HUMAN man is !

Most Overrated Wrestler: The cRock. He NEVER wins. He ALWAYS says the same things. He is friends with Fat Foley. He is the most UNFUNNY man in the planet.

Most Underrated Wrestler: 'It's me ! It's me ! It's the B-U-Dubba Z !'. Brad will be taken to the top of this industry with those original lines.

Best High Flyer/Best Non-American Wrestler: WHO (nN) CARES !?!?!?!

Best Hardcore Wrestler: Even if Hacksaw won the HARDcore trophy, I must say that Norman Smiley is more HARDcore than Fat Foley, Fat Finlay, Al Snow, Raven, Lard Steven Regal and Hak combined.

Best Interviewer: The LETHAL WEAPON blew my mind this year. I hope he starts talking to random people for no reason at all in 2000 !

Worst Interviewer: Fat Foler or the cRock. Take your pick ! They are both HORRID !!

Most Favorite Wrestler: DUH !!

Least Favorite Wrestler: The cRock.

Best Gimmick: Babar the Elephant Boy ! 'Nuff said.

Worst Gimmick: Y2J. Hey Chris, stop ripping off the REAL MILLENNIUM MAN SID~! !!

Best Wrestling Move: The Old Glory Kneedrop amazes all.

Worst Wrestling Move: Jeff Hardy's Sent-On Bomb is unimpressive.

Best Play By Play Announcer: Tony Schiavone is still da man after all these years.

Worst Play By Play Announcer: Jim Ross. 'SHUT UP !! SHUT UP !! SHUT UP !! MY GOD IN HEAVEN .. I MUST SHUT UP !!!!!'

Best Color Commentator: Michael Cole is just one heck of a color commentator. He is so good, that you can hardly tell that he is one.

Worst Color Commentator: Jerry Lawler is unfunny as the cRock.

Best Match: Al Snow vs. The Big Boss Man in a Kennel From Hell match. Those two competitors electrified the crowd SO much that the whole crowd was just in AWE of greatness. Even the dogs were flabbagasted ! This was one of those matches that EVERYONE must have in their collection. BTW, the Hulk Hogan/Kevin Nash match is a CLOSE runner-up along with the Undertaker/BossMan Hell in a Cell match.

Worst Match: The Hardys vs. Edge and Christian in a fleury BORING matches.

Best Feud: Disco Inferno and Lash LeRoux/Big Vito and Johnny The Bull feud is the prime example of what a feud SHOULD be. This is truly an AWESOME feud.

Worst Feud: The cRock vs. Mankind bored everyone to tears from January to November. *YAWN*

Most Disappointing News Item: The death of Pepper.

Best/Worst Angle: I'm sorry, I was never good at math.

Best PPV: Heroes of Wrestling was the collection of the best of the oldies. With the former Yokozuna and the Buschwhackers and MANY other, this was trult a great night for wrestling. And Jake, we'll never forget you !!

Worst PPV: WWF No Mercy because it had that Ladder match.

Best TV Show: wCw Thunder continued to show why TBS is tha supastation and why wCw has been the # 1 promotion since 1994.

Worst TV Show: Every week WWF RAW is WAR is the SAME OLD, SAME OLD. The main event is ALWAYS with Austin, cRock, Fatkind, Undertaker or HHH. Unlike in wCw, it could be anyone from the Wall to Goldberg.

Best Federation: wCw had an AWESOME year and they even managed to make Ric Flab seem interesting for once in his LONG career. If anyone can do that, they DESERVE to win this award. Plus the addition of Master P and the NO LIMIT SOLDIERS cannot be overlooked.

Worst Federation: The WWF had a horrible year. With the gain of Chris Jericho, to their ratings dwindeling and their PPV's scoring all-time lows, I think Eric said it best in 96 'By 2000, the WWF will be bankrupt'. Oh by the way Vince, IT'S ON !!!!

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