The Others
'State of the Union Address' from January 1998
My fellow RSPWites, recently in a post written by Shawn Michaels a.k.a.
HDugganFan, he has stated that I, the leader of the Nation of Dugganation
and Moderator of RSPW, am a Canadian. I want to say one thing to the fine
people of RSPW. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I
am not from Canada. These allegations are false and I need to go back to
work for RSPW. I, RSPW's only TRUE Moderator, will get to the bottom of
this myself and will rid this man from our great newsgroup. That is all.
Goodbye and may Hacksaw bless you soul.
DF1
(who did not have any relations with Bertha Faye)
'Shotgun Saturday Night' from February 9, 1998
After a hard days night of preparing my house for a future Nitro Party, I
sat down and grabbed me a cold one, a glass of milk, and watched what was on
the tube that night and I saw Shotgun Saturday Night. I was impressed at the
quality of these macthes (except that Taco/Panther vs.
Christopher/Faganan match), but I was torn up by watching the elite gang in
wrestling, the charismatic Boricuas wrestle those mean, ol' nasty hog
farmers from Arkansas, the multi-talented Godwinn Family.
It was a classic match-up, but in the end the Boricuas won thanks to the
help of the FOREIGNERS a.k.a. the Quebecers. But I really did not know who
to cheer for, but I was glad for when I saw the rematch of the century :
Rocky Maivia vs. Tom Brandi. I'm sure everyone remembers those CLASSIC
confrontations involving the then ROOKIE SENSATION Rocky Maivia and the then
Slavatore Sincere on Raw and at a In Your House. Man, did I NEVER get tired
of watching those two square of against each other. Overall I thought it was
a good show, because I was treated of seeing the Boricuas twice during the
show and that we saw another classic Rocky-Brandi match.
DF1
(who misses Uncle Cletus)
'The DugganFan's Opinion on the Presidential Sex Scandal' from February 12, 1998
Well I, the DugganFan, has received millions, if not billions, of letters
from my fellow RSPWites asking me what I think about this sex scandal that's
been happeningin Washington recently, wel The DugganFan will tell you. I
think that this Monica Lewinsky is really a FOREIGNER !! I bet she's the
wife of that EVIL Bret or Owen Hart ! She just came down here to stir the
pot between these two eternal enemies. Both countries have been feuding for
countless years, and even though the Canadian Army is as equally as strong
as our very own, we have always won each and every war we have ever fought
with them. So Monica, you FOREIGNER, who wants to ruin this great nation of
ours, be prepared to be ATTACKED, ATTACKED, ATTACKED by the Nation of
Dugganation !
The DF1
(who says to look out for my opinions on other topics)
'Happy birthday Ric Flair!' from February 26 1998
You're one more year closer to being as old as God !
DF1
(Relic Ric Flab can't keep up with the new dogs like Hacksaw and the Hulk)
'2001 A Boring Space Oddysey' from July 19, 1999
Is it just the DF1 or do you think that this so-called classic stinks like
DDP ?? It's as boring as a Shawn-Bret match and it's as slow as Ray
Ray-Grape Juice Guerrera in Mexico.
Plus, this movie also had the debut of Ric Flab's theme !!
Here's a question, are the monkeys at the beginning real (like the monkeys
on 'The Chimp Channel') or are they fake like in those Tarzan movies ??
DF1
(who thinks he should have been in Eye Wide Shut along with Bertha Faye
instead of Tom and Nicole)
'Hey Barnyard ...' from September 30, 1999
You are just jealous that you don't represent a TRUE WRESTLER like the Total
Package (or as I like to call him, T-Pac), instead you get a whining man who
even beat a loser like Eddy "I don't even know how to spell my own name"
Guerrero.
Bob, just face it brother, you need a big time wrestler instead of old and
tired fools like Whine-piro. I'm sure you can get Hardwork Bobby Walker or
Robbie Rage to work for.
Also, don't diss Bobby Ryder anymore, you're just jealous of him cause he's
such a chick magnet, and you couldn't even get chicks to notice you if you
went to a strip club with a fitful of cash.
DF1
(who is here to help the lost souls of the wrestling world)
'Day 1 of DF1 vs. Bob Barnyard - DF1 : 1 - Barnyard : 0 ' from October 10, 1999
24 hours ago, I challenged Bob Branyard to get a REAL wrestler to work for,
and he has YET to respond to my post.
So I guess he is just like his boy Whinpiro; all talk and no action. That's
fine, cause that puts me DF1 : one, Barnyard : zilcho.
Is that the best you got Bobby ???
Prove that yoy are a man and stop bashing Ryder while he has his back turned
and confront him on wCw Live or at Backstage Blast, huh ?
Go back to worshipping your no talent bums like Ray Mist Ear E O or
PsychoSissy or La Pasta, instead of bashing T-Pack, Hacksaw or Buff.
DF1
(who is UNDEFEATED in RSPW since 96)
'Britney Spears and her obsession with Hacksaw' from November 7, 1999
A few months I posted this :
Well I was listening to that ugly girl's song "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
and I finally understood it !!! Who does she want to be hit by ??? By none
other than Hacksaw Jim Duggan and his taped fisties !!!! She wants to be
with a REAL man, but would Hacksaw want her ?? Nope, he's HAPILY married to
his wife. I would sacrifice her for HIM, but she's not worth it. Plus she
even stole the name of one of the most millions of moves in Goldberg's
arsenal of destruction; the spear.
DF1
(who thinks that Helen Hart should be on the cover of Rolling Stone rather
than that ugly girl)
Well I was listening to that Crazy song, and I think that song is meant for
Hacksaw again !!
She talks about being crazy for someone and not being able to sleep. It must
be Hacksaw, since he has that kind of effect on women all over the world.
Britney, if you want Hacksaw so bad, I suggest you go see Nicole Bass and
she'd make a woman out of you.
DF1
(who thinks that Britney Spears is crazy to think she has a chance with
Hacksaw)
'RE: BRING BACK RIC FLAIR!!!!' from November 9, 1999
Yeah I agree !!
Bring him back so Hulk can beat him up again !!
DF1
(Diamonds are forever, and so is Hulkamania)
'AhhhhhhhhhhhNOLD was AhhhhhhhhhhhSOME' from November 12, 1999
Wasn't he BRAHS ???
How can you doubt a man who says 'Oh my !! That looks real', 'I am SO excited to be here !' and 'Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! That was extraordinary ! What a move !' ???
I think he should quit his day job and join JR on RAW.
DF1
(who wants to see more of this Oscar winner on the WWF)
'DF1's Idea for a new Triad in the WWF ...' from November 18, 1999
Since everyone is making fun of each other in wCw and the WWF, I think the
WWF should make fun of wCw by having their own version of the Triad.
Here are the NEW AND IMPROVED Triad :
Viscera (as Bam Bam Bigelow), Mideon (as Kanyon) and Mark Canterbury/Henry
Orpheus Godwinn (as Dirty Dallas Page) !
Now, just imagine HOG saying 'I am a fomer two time!, two time!, two time!,
heavyweight tag team champion of the world ...!', Mideon screaming 'WHO'S
BETTER THAN MIDEON ???' and Viscera with all those 'Yo momma' jokes !!!
This has ratings written all over it BRAHS !!
DF1
(who needs more people to join me in my quest to get this angle on TV)
'Suddenly Hulk' from November 22, 1999
I was watching my 'Best of Acting' tape this afternoon and I watched the
Suddenly Susan with Hollwyood Hogan, and I wanted to know what my UA brahs
thought of it.
I thought it was AWESOME !!!!!
DF1
(who thought Hulk was GAGAED at the Emmies)
'Y2K Problem SOLVED !!!' from December 16, 1999
I solved it !!!
That's right DF1 solved the 'big' problem that faces this country in a few
days !
Instead of making the computers think it will 2000 (which will make them
crash), you just make the computer think it is the year 3000 !!! They will
only think we skipped a 1000 years !!
It's just THAT simple !
DF1
(who's waiting for his check in the mail)
'Re: How come no one mentioned my cousin Seth DugganFan being on Nitor?'from December 17, 1999
JimDugganFan1 wrote in message :
Just you wait until he manages Sid to a victory over Big SEXAY at Starrcade!
I was REAL proud of Seth, just as proud as of Triple A when he appeared on Nitro.
DF1
(Who considers this the biggest thrill since his cousins from Ireland made
their debut as Roddy Piper's "Family")
DF1
(who thinks Seth is the smart one of the family)
'Re: [POLL] Worst Christmas gift you ever got ?' from December 19, 1999
One of my aunts knew that 'I liked that great wrestler who happened to be
sexy' so she bought me a Best of Shawn Michaels' tape with Hell in a Cell,
the Ladder matches, fights against Bertt Hartt and other BORING matches.
That was the worst Christmas EVER !!
DF1
(who gave this aunt a taped fist punch for her mistake)
'DF1's Christmas Presents to RSPW' from December 23, 1999
Since I'm in a joyous mood today, I'll give my RSPWites their Christmas
presents early :
For :
- JimDugganFan : What can I give a guy who has all the 2x4 in the world ??
- T-LOWE : A contract with wCw, and a chance to team up with HULK, WARRIOR
and HACKSAW !
- Hulka R Maniac and the rest of the UA : The copy of the WM6 Hulk-Warrior
match where Hulk LANDS the legdrop
- Danger14651641265420987396y5236752365872 : A chance to idolize *ANOTHER*
wrestler other than the cRock and Jeriko.
- Nicole Bass : The millions of dollars that she deserves from the WWF.
- Andy Atkinson : A night with Rhonda Sing or Mae Young so he can experience
what being with a REAL woman is like.
- Satyr : More clips of Hacksaw Jim Duggan for his site
- FunkyM : More ideas for DF1 in RSPWECW
- EVIL BIG JOSH : His good side, so I can give Mae back to him.
- David E. Powell : The realization that Liz isn't as hot as he thinks she
is.
- James Fabiano : 1996 and 1997
- BUZZKILL : A chance to fight Brad Armstrong for the name
- Rob Cypher : A chance to get HIGH .... ON LIFE.
- Jack Epstein : Some tapes of REAL wrestlers like Dave Sullivan and Hacksaw
Jim Duggan.
- Alex Cain : A Dink the Clown doll
- Ripclawe : A chance to debate with Bob Ryder (so he can destroy you)
- Bob Barnett : A chance to befriend Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- CRZ : A chance to meet his idol the LETHAL WEAPON STEVE BLACKMAN~!
- Jeff Amdur : To make him realize that there is more to life other than
ringing a stupid bell.
- Sabu424 : His own hotline phone number.
For all of my BRAHS whom I have forgot, I apologize, I'll update the list
later BRAHS !
DF1
(who hopes you have a happy HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlidays)