The Others from 2000
'Since today is Stephen Hawking's birthday ...' from January 8, 2000
At his big birthday blowout party today, I think that the REAL Triple H (Hollywood Hulk Hogan) should crash the party (if for some reason he ISN'T invited) and tip over that Hawking and steal his voice box (or whatever) and give it to Kane (who lost his when he was with Tori). But just when he is about to give it to him, take Tori and ram her into the steel cage and give her an atomic drop and give Kane his pattented FINGER POKE OF DOOM~! !!
DF1
(RWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - 1$ to Hulka R.)
'I ADMIT IT !! I am a WORK ...' from January 13, 2000
of art !!!!
DF1
(who is a much better painter than Leonard Da 'Wanna-Be Like Russo' Vinci)
'I bet that FATkind has a chest protector underneath ....' from January 23, 2000
wait, his BLUBBER protected him from the tacks ...
DF1
(who thinks 'man'Kind should go to Jake Robert's gym)
'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' from February 19, 2000
What a moment in professional RASSLIN' folks !!!
Hacksaw gloriously wins the TV belt (a title that was thrown in the trash by
FANCY DANS) and gets challenged by ROBERT GIBSON ! WOW !!!! This is shaping up
to be one heck of a Saturday Night !!
DF1
(who is happy to be the # 1 fan of the wCw Television champion of the
woooooooooooooooooorld, HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN)
'Re: A Day in the Life of Dugganfan1' from February 25, 2000
EVIL BIG JOSH wrote in message ...
6:00 AM - Alarm clock goes off. He hits the snooze button BECUASE HE IS
A LAZY JERK~~!
6:10 - Alarm goes off again. DF1 gets up. He falls out of bed BECUASE HE IS A CLUMSY OAF~~!
6:30 - After crying for 20 minutes becuase he fell down,
You got it wrong. I scream WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?? for 35 minutes
....
DF1 goes to eat breakfast: Kandian Bacon, French Toast, and and English Muffin...BECUASE HE IS A DIRTY FOREIGNER~~! Uses his monogrammed "Jack Epstein" knife to spread jam on the muffin.
ARRRRRRRRRGH !!!
7:10 - Logs on to internet. Writes his semi-weekly COMMENTARY on
WRESTLING. Checks his email. Read his favorite newsletter "THE DAILY
JERK~~!" Finds many usefull tips on how to be a JERK~~! He notices that
it's almost time for work, so he puts on his work clothes.
7:20 - Chad Bryant picks DugganFan up for the carpool. Chad and Duggan
fan have a politcal conversation. Dugganfan agress the the USA's current
government is really bad, and it could only be made worse if Hogan was
president..why..BECUASE DF1 IS A DIRTY SPOON~~!
8:30 - Has a rousing discusion with Rapid Delivery Rory Fox about how
Hogan is a cancer to the wrestling buisness. Dugganfan talks about how
he hates Hulk Hogan and all he stands for. Then he says that Jim Duggan
should retire becuase he's all washed up. Then he steals candy from a
baby...why? Becuase he's DEPLORABLE~~!
3:30 - Arrives home. Watches his "Best of Konnan" Video tape (that he
made) 17 times.
What's wrong with K-Dawg ???
He IS the Mexican HULK Hogan....
3:37 - Logs onto internet and checks email. Has 2 messages. 1 from the
REAL DF1 telling him to stop disgracing his good name.
Grrrrrrr
3:50 - Logs onto RSPW. Replies to the 70 responces he got from his
COMMENTARY on WRESTLING. Then he spends the rest of the night crying
BECUASE EVIL INC. ~~! IS RUNNING WILD ON YOU DF1 YOU YELLOW-BELLIED
JERK~~! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! FEAR ME FEAR ME! YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE I
MIGHT BE! WHEN YOU EAT A HUMBUGER, THE BUN WILL NOT CONTAIN JUICY MEAT,
BUT IT WILL CONTAIN ME! BECUASE I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE
EARTH DUGGANJERK~~! 1 YOU HEAR ME~~! GOLDBEEEEERG~ WHYYYYYYYY
MEEEEEEEEE~~! BWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~!
You forgot :
4:00 - STINGS EVIL BIG JOSH !!
Harharharharhar !!!
This post just infuriated me so MUCH that I will SOON do something that I have
NEVER done, and something that I NEVER thought I would EVER do.
You just wait and see ...
DF1
(soon IT will arrive)
'Re: [POLL] Best "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan catchphrase?' from March 26, 2000
JimDugganFan and the Glamour Girls wrote in message...
"Terry you're a great technical wrestler"
"Like the game show host says, COME ON DOWN!"
"All those freaks with masks are jealous of ol' Hacksaw!"
"Ol' Hacksaw don't need no shirt with scary skulls on it, or a Tough Guy
Tattoo!"
"Outta my way, little man!"
"Sting, stop being so wishy-washy!"
"I was in the bathroom relieving myself, and I found the Battlebowl ring"
"You can't sing the Russian National Anthem in the LAND OF THE FREE AND THE
HOME OF THE BRAVE!"
"I'm gonna do what Hacksaw Jim Duggan does best.....BEAT PEOPLE UP!"
"I got my 2x4, 2x4, 2x4, I got the American flag, American Flag, American Flag"
"The hair on my back sticks straight up!"
"I LIED!"
"Ol' Hacksaw don't use no salty language"
And that's all I can think of right now.
GREAT lines BRAH !!!
You forgot :
'I found it (the TV title) and it's MINE !!'
'Underneath every silver lining there is a cloud'
'GET OUTTA MY WAY !!!'
'I don't use any SALTY language !!!'
'Those FANCY DAN wrestlers don't care about this title'
'All those wrestlers in the back are worried about is what type of cut of meat they got in their locker room'
'I am MISTER Saturday Night'
JDF1
(The cRock = jealous of Hacksaw's speaking ability)
DF1
(that's true JDF1)
'Re: Lex Luger: AIDS?' from April 8, 2000
Brock Biggs wrote in message...
Is this true????
Yeah. It's true. It's true.
Lex Luger (a.k.a. T-Pac) likes to aid others. He uses his money and donates it
to charity (to the People With 4% Body Fat Foundation)
TNOEoHJDJE
(who knows that T-PAC is a generous man)