The Beginning of The End For DF1
'EVIL BIG JOSH .... on the heels of Hacksaw's GREAT victory ....' from February 26, 2000
I have been awoken, and be prepared, for sometime tomorrow, I will SHOCK you, RSPW and EVIL INC. to its core brother.
DF1
(who will SHOCK the world, like the SHOCKMASTER)
'COMING SOON RSPW .....' from February 26, 2000
I have not one, not two, but THREE (or maybe even FOUR, I am not good at math) stuff lined up for RSPW, and ALL of them are SHOCKERS, so the next week will be an exciting one RSPW, don't you dare change newsgroups !!!
DF1
(starting tomorrow on THA R.S.P.W.)
'ATTENTION EVIL BIG JOSH and ALL of RSPW ....' from February 27, 2000
I have been here since 1996, and I have been attacked for a while now from all
comers, but then there is EVIL INC.
I know that I've been getting my keyboard ready to type, and I'm thikind 'This
guy I'm about to insult is gonna be AWFUL tough'. You're big, you're young and
you're strong and you just want to make a name out of ol'DF1. But I can't take
this anymore.
I just can't.
So that is why that I am giving Mae Young back to you.
AND ......
I am ready and willing to join EVIL INC.
If I can't beat you, I might as well join you.
DF1
(who hopes you let me join)
'Want proof that I am EVIL INC. ???' from March 6, 2000
I received this e-mail from EVIL BIG JOSH the other day :
'DF1 my brother,
We are the best that RSPW has to offer. Together we can control it 4 LIFE. My
plan on kicking Rockboy out of the group was brilliance. Too bad SideFreakShow
Bob came back, unexpectedly, but we will deal with him in the future.
Until next time,
EVIL BIG JOSH and my boo Mae Dawg~!'
See ???
DF1
('PS : Mae says thanks for taking care of me. We sure fooled RSPW on that prank
!')
'ATTN all inhabitants of MOUNT EVIL ....' from March 6, 2000
I just installed a pool near EVIL BIG JOSH's room
DF1
(remember THAT EBJ)
'Want even MORE proof that I am EVIL INC. ???' from March 6, 2000
Here is a letter that I found under my pillow in the east wing of Mount Mansion
Evil~! :
"Hey DF1, it's me EVIL BIG JOSH and boy have we fooled RSPW long into believeing
that we were enemies while in the meantime you did your thing, and I did mine.
I know you were opposed to that idea (of tricking all your DFmaniacs) but after
that 500th taped fist punch, I think you got the idea, who was the BOSS !! And
that isn't Neidhart or Ray Traylor !!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!"
DF1
(soon I will reveal to RSPW a SHOCKING revelation)
'EVIL DUGGANFAN1 vs. EVIL BIG JOSH IS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' from March 12, 2000
We are BOTH inside Mount EVIL right next to my newly installed pool. What do I
do ???????
I tape up my fists and PUNCH you right into the pool !!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! You just fell into the water !!! And my plan
is executed !!!!!!!!! But that's not any type of water, but HOLY WATER !!!
Just like the rumored event that was supposed to take place at the New Years
Evil Pay Per View, the Demon was going to push WHINEpero into the Holy Water and
thus turning him good. Hopefully, I have turned EVIL BIG JOSH back into BIG
JOSH, my BRAH. Only time will tell.
Well, that's it for me, EVIL DUGGANFAN1. You see, in my post 'COMING SOON RSPW
....' I said that I had THREE SHOCKERS for RSPW, and this was the first one. The
next ones will be coming soon ... VERY SOON !! So, yes this was a well
orchestrated plan from the start. Notice that I ALWAYS said that I was 'EVIL 4
LYFE' and not 'LIFE' ..... I TRICKED YOU AWWWWWWWWLLL ALONG !!!!!!!!! ... Except
for The Acolyte of The Glorious La Parka who believed in the way of the DF1. And
for that, I thank you. For those who thought that I betrayed you, well shame on
you to think that the DF1 would ever betray my BRAHS.
If I said it once, I said it a million times, I would NEVER betray my fans. I
feel sorry for tricking you all, but I HAD to try to get BIG JOSH back.
But it isn't over RSPW, there is one more revelation to come. Now RSPW, you
better take me seriously from now on ...
DF1
(who hopes this plan works out afterall)
'Rest In Peace DugganFan1 (1977-2000)' from April 1, 2000
{It is only a coincidence that this takes place on April 1st, but this occurs
today because it is the 10-year anniversary of the HULK/WARIOR combat at
WrestleMania VI. This is NOT an April's Fools joke !!}
(Camera shot of a church. Camera enters church and quickly goes to the cementary
in the back. We are suddenly inside the grave looking up. We hear a familiar
voice)
Here lies Rec.Sport.Pro-Wrestling's own DugganFan1. A fine man and great poster,
but he's no longer with us anymore.
(The camera zooms into the speaker, DugganFan1, and right by his side is a teary
eyed Rhonda Singh, all dressed in black)
For on this day, he has passed away. Ever since 1996, he has entertained many
(shot of Hulka R. Maniac crying while he is holding his Hollywood Hogan
wrestling buddy) and his he always brought life to this newsgroup (shot of
Christopher Robin Zimmerman saying 'Why did he have to die ?? He was RSPW's best
moderator ever ! Plus, he was the only one other than me who (nN) liked Steve
Blackman'). He will be missed (shot of EVIL BIG JOSH in a magneta tux saying
'Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim ???
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ????!?!?').
But his spirit has not left us, and it never will. His legacy will never die.
Goodbye old friend ....
(Now, DugganFan1 takes a shovel and pours dirt over his coffin)
(Next scene is in the ring. The lights are out in the arena and then suddenly, a
spotlight hits the middle of the ring as ring announcer JimDugganFan1 says the
following)
"And now, here is the former 3-time Moderator of RSPW, the man with ALL the
stroke around here, here is the man with 4 percent body muscle, the ALL-NEW, the
IMPROVED, here is, without any further ado, The Number One Enthusiast of Hacksaw
Jim Duggan !!! (or TNOEoHJD)"
TNOEoHJD
(who has ONE more shock for RSPW, most notably JACK EPSTEIN)
'A New Era Dawns for RSPW {The 2000 Edition}' from April 1, 2000
Like many before me, I have reinvented myself and I promise to all the millions
...... and millions of TNOEoHJDites that I will be the GREATEST (former) 3-TIME
RSPW moderator of all-time !!!!
Why ???
Because I have 4 pecent body muscle !!!
That's why !!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
DF1
(RSPW, are you ready for the DugganFan for the 21sr Century ?????)
'Attention RSPW and JACK ESPETEIN (Especially)' from April 2, 2000
In the month of January 2000, 5-year RSPW poster OldSchool accused yours truly
that I was none other than tape trader icon Jack Epstein.
Since we both made our debut at around the same time, OS came to the conclusion
that we were both the same person.
In the almost 4 years that I have been off and on here, nobody has ever acused
me of being JACK EPSTEIN. And over those 4 years, my identity has been one
shrouded around mystery while it was one of the biggest mysteries in the
newsgroup's history (it might even big as the ID of the hummer driver)
Well, it has happened, today, on the day after the 10 year anniversary of
HULK/WARRIOR and on WrestleMania 2000 weekend, I will tell you Jack and RSPW no
April Fools joke. Today, I reveal to you just WHO I am (yes, I may even be
him!!).
I AM
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JIM EPSTEIN !!!!!!!!
That's right JACK, I am your long lost older brother !!!
Jack, I know you will deny it, but you cannot ignore your family tree !!!! I
know, FOR A FACT, that you and BIG RON Harris of the AWESOME Harris Brothers
have one thing in common ....
When we were children RSPW, since I got ALL the attention (I was the special one
since I went to a special school), Jack would desperately try to get attention
by any means necessary. I would eat worms, but Jack would like hamburgers
(sheesh, what an attention grabber !!!). He liked Cactus JACK, while I liked
Hacksaw JIM Duggan.
When I moved away on my own, we drifted apart. Then, when I got access to the
internet (via AOL in July of 1997), I discovered RSPW and I found a JACK
EPSTEIN, a guy who admired Cactus Jack. I knew it was him. So, I decided to play
around with him.
Remember BRAH ... errr I mean BRO, how I used to pick on you in our first months
??? Well it was a plan awllllllllllll along !!!!!!
So RSPW, you have all been STUNG~!!!!!!!!!
And Jack, for mom's sake, let's team up and clean up RSPW !!!!!!!!!!!
TNOEoHJDJE
('You mean I have to change my sig ?' - JIM EPSTEIN)