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'Why No Taped Fists ?' from July 7, 1996

I was watching the Olympics and just thinkin' why there isn't any taped fist competition ? Can you imagine ol' Hacksaw knocking all those FOREIGNERS and standing proud on that podium with the National Anthem in the background and some guy giving him his gold medal? I can.

Just another award to go with his vast trophy case and ol' Hacksaw will have his 2x4 in the air, his eyes crossed and getting ready to ATTACK ! ATTACK ! ATTACK ! all those FOREIGNERS in the building !

Well gotta go, this FOREIGN computer is just waiting for another tape fist to hit it !

DF1
(who thinks Bob Costas should be MORE patriotic)

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'Why No Taped Fists Part 2' from July 31, 1996

I just wanted to thank all you other Duggan fans out there for supporting me to get the Taped Fist competition for the 2000 Olympics. because very soon I will make a petition to the Olympic committee and make sure this exciting competition is in next time.

I also want to thank Dusty R. (by the way, how is your son, Dustin ?) for correcting my grammar before. I'm not too good at that because when I used to be in school, I never listened in class. You see, I was too busy drawing 2x4s and daydreaming about SWEET Sapphire. When the teacher spoke to me I didn't want to speak, I would tape up my fists and knock her teeth out, just like Ol' Hacksaw would, HOOOOOO !!!!!!!

I only hope that when they do have the Taped Fist competition, I PRAY they will let the man, JIM DUGGAN, into the competition ! I am also trying to get the three point stance competition, as well as hitting foreigners with 2x4s in.

Thank you all, because with your help, we can MAKE A DIFFERENCE (just like Fatu)

DF1
(whose morning alarm clock is set to wake him up to the sounds of "USA" by Hacksaw Jim Duggan)

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'[2000 Olympics] DF1 Will Try Again' from October 29, 1999

I am just posting you guys this in case you weren't here in 1996. Since the end of the 1996 summer Olympics in Atlanta, DF1 has been petitioning to try to get a 'Taped Fist' competition in the Olympics. After receiving millions .... upon millions of names to add to my list, the Olympic Comitee didn't take me seriously, and despite me trying to ruin the end of the event, they turned me down.

So now, 4 years later, I hope to get this event for the 2000 FOREIGN Olympics. So just send me your name to add to my list.

I just hope that one day, little DF1 will be able to see little Hacksaw in the Olympics knocking down FOREIGNERS on their backsides, and hear the US national anthem playing at full blast as Hacksaw holds the gold medal around his neck with a 2x4, the american flag and the crossed eyes.

DF1
(I HAVE A DREAM!!!)