'Why wCw is WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY !!!' from from May 30 1999
Ever since the summer of 1994, WCW has been USA'a number wrestling promotion. They have constantly had fresh new ideas and bright new stars (like Ray Traylor, Prince Iaukea and Joe Gomez), so here are 5 reasons to watch Dubba Ya C Dubba Ya :
1 - Hacksaw Jim Duggan : Do I even have to say it ?? The legend of the squared circle and the most famous wrestling personality in the world today has been carrying the entire weight on WCW ever since he first entered the Land of the BIG BOYS. Who do you think it was that made WCW # 1 in 1994 ? Ric Flair ? Nah, EVERYONE hates him. Stunning Steve Austin ? Yeah right ! No one cared for him then, and know cares for him now. Vader ? This big fat piece of FOREIGN trash ? No way ! Hulk Hogan ? Yes and no. It took the combination of Terry and Hacksaw to make WCW WHERE THE BIG BOYS SHUTS UP AND WRESTLES AND PLAYS !!!
2 - Hulk Hogan : Yes, I'll give the devil his due. Even if he is lower than
that snake in da grass Jimmy Hart NO ONE wrestles better matches than this man, NO ONE delivers better ratings than this man. His matches with the likes Rowdy Roddy Piiiiipaaaaaaaaaaaaah and the Disciple have been classic and legendary ! Terry, get well soon and hope to see ya on Nitro, WRESTLING NUMBER ONE RATED PROGRAM SINCE 1995 ! Also, no one works the mic better than him (well, maybe Jim and Ahmed does).
3 - Rowdy Roddy Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah : This is one of those guys who just gets better with age. His matches have improved, his interview skills have vastly improved. How could you not love this guy ???
4 - nWo Black & White : Now, I KNOW that they are another organization, but
you got to love a group that has Vincent, oops, that's Vince now, H-BOMB
Horace Hogan and the THUMPA Brian Adams !!
5 - The Man of 1000 Holds : Yup, I got this guy in my list. This Iceman is
truly one of WCW's best and most promising athletes. What are you saying ??
'How can I include that bum on my list ?' you say ? What bum ??? I'm talking
about
Gollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldbe
rggggggggggggggggggggg !!! The former heavyweight champion of the
worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld !!!!!!
6 - DJ Ran : WOW. Just when you thought Nitro couldn't get better, they add
a DJ Ran. Like Midian says "He spins whicked tracks", but not only that but
he plays tracks that I never heard before. Plus he teaches me on that street
slang mang !
7 - Rikki Rachtman : Not since Todd Pettingill have I been so impressed.
Rikki is just too kewl to be on TV. Don't you love it when he says "The
ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-tro girls !!!" ??
8 - Macho Man Randy Savage : Listen to his theme. "WHAT UP MOTCH ???" Now
that is too sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !!!
9 - K-Dawg : This truly popular wrestler has great talents in the ring, but
outside of it too ! His music videos should be playing on MTV and VH1 24/7
!!
10 - Eric Bischoff : Two weeks ago on Monday Nitor, I had a tear in my eye
as I watched his tear-jerker of an interview. Hopefully we'll get to see
more interviews on Thunder !
11 - Thunder and Saturday Night : Wrestling on TV doesn't get any better
than this !!!! Truly such great shows which features the true stars of
wrestling, and not those Hossmen (as BIG DUST would say) or that crybaby Big Bird (or as you like to call him Raven).
12 - David Flair : The true "Little Naitch". If anyone in the world is the
little version of Ric Flair it's David/ Its hard to say this, but David has
as much charisma as Skip and Zip of the Body Donnas (when they didn't have
that Sapphire wannabe Sunny). And his wrestling skills are top-notch.All he
has to do is lose the girl.
13 - Dorky Dallas Page : Now, I am not a big fan of his, but he does deliver
some very innovative interviews. I only wish he used the word "scum" more
...
14 - My friends are on Nitro : Remember when Flair was in that house in
Florida a month ago ?? Well, they showed some of my friends on Nitro !! It
must have been a Nitro Party !!! Man does Triple A call me a lot and talk to
me about being backstage in a WCW show !!! Man do I envy him !!
15 - Mike Tenay and Larry Zbyskohokahoidwdhwugdhfewhrth : Are two of
wrestling's BEST commentators. They bring a form of excitement to Thunder
each and every week live on the SUPERSTATION. No one can be more energetic
than Tenay.
DF1
(who is a TWO-TIME, TWO-TIME moderator of RSPW)