1 - Crippled Chris Benwar : I HATE this guy. He can't fight. He can't tape up his fisties. He can't fly through the air like when Hacksaw does Old Glory. He can't wave an American flag. He can't use a 2x4. He can't do a 3 point stance. He can't even do a Leg Drop of DOOM. So since he can't do ALL that, then he SUCKS. He should have went to WARRIOR University when he had the chance.

2 - Relic Ric Flair : BOY, he's so old that he should be in a museum of NATURal History ! He was on Earth when dinosaurs crawled out of the ocean ! Har har har ! Besides this guy NEVER wins a match without cheating (unlike the REAL Icon, Hacksaw Jim Duggan) !

3 - Ray Mist Ear E O, KID"man", Grape Juice Guerrera, Psycho Sissy, Super Chicken, Lizard Breath Junior, Silver Burger King, Ritzcream, El Bambi, La Loser, and all their LOSERweight friends : If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, these loserweights are BORING !! Instead of passing these losers, they should pass more Goldberg-Meng matches. Besides none of these guys can REALLY fly like ol' Hacksaw.

4 - Man of 1000 Losses Deen Malenko : This guy certainly ain't no technical wizard like Terry. But his matches are so boring that he was the one that put La Font and Furnace to sleep in that car accident (which killed poor Sycho Sid) in 1997.

5- Booker T : The son of the legerndary Mister T has certainly NOT carried the PROUD tradition that his father did when Mister left the squared circle. Mister T, the toughest man from the streets of Chicago, was a FABULOUS wrestler, but Booker T is just ruining Mister's good name. Mister T should come and knock some sense into his son !

6 - Bird Bird, Cookie Monster and Ernie : Or as they better known as Raven, Kanyon and Saturn. Those guys can't work a decent match if their lives depended on it. Kanyon's move are OLD and tiring. Raven is baby. And Saturn's dress is nothing like Ralphu's dress from Thunder a few months back.

7 - Gruesome George, Torie Wilson, Miss Madness : In the women department, the WWF is better than WCW. At least the WWF has Nicole Bass and Chyna, but WCW has ZERO taste in women !!!

8 - Big Poppa Plump and Dog Brain Rick Steiner : I can't believe what happened to Rick Steiner !! He was a good man, then that big loser Big Poppa Plump turned him over to the Dark Side. He's gonna pay when Hacksaw is going to choose them as his next targets !

9 - Brett Crybaby Hartt : First he quits, then he BRUTALLY attacks the Man of 1000 Holds, the ICEMAN Goldberg at Slamboree, then BIG SEXY challenges the chicken on the HILARIOUS Jay Leno show. Now Bret Hart wants to wrestle the hardest worker in the biz ?? HA !! He won't do anything to harm Big Sexy !!

10 - Lion Hair Chris Jeriko : Geez, ANOTHER FOREIGNER in the land of the BIG BOYS. What is wrong with this country ?? Another crybaby ... Man why does WCW want him so much ??? Does WCW want to purposely lose the ratings ??? He has no ring talent (unlike David Flair) or any talents on the microphone (unlike Ahmed Johnson). Roddy, get rid of this guy before he kills you bores you with his so-called jokes !

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(WHAT ABOUT ME ??? WHAT ABOUT DUGGANFAN ???)