With my popularity sky-rising EVERY day here on RSPW, I have decided to post my CRA-TERIA for being a DugganFan. So, from now on, I, DugganFan1 am gonna set some new ground rules for RSPW, and here they are :

1) You MUST accept that *I* am the moderator and ICON of RSPW (so it can become a less DEPLORABLE place where nobdy uses SALTY language). Otherwise, I will PERSONALLY come over to your house and smack you with my taped fists off the newsgroup !!!! HOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

2) You MUST admit that wCw is WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAYS, SHUTS UP AND WRESTLES! Otherwise, look up at no. 1 and I'll do the same. Plus, it goes without saying you must prove your love for the man, Hacksaw Jim Duggan (FOR OVER 20 YEARS, THE REVOLUTIONARY FORCE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT !!!!!), the IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan, SYCHO SID~! VICIOUS, Doctor Jim WARIOR~!, Mideon and Viscera.

3) You MUST, at any time of the day, have your american flag in hand, ready to put you hands on hip, throw up your 2x4 in the air, stick your tongue out, and give your thumbs up, just like Jim, because I'll be checking !!!!! HOOOOOO !!!!!!! USA ! USA ! USA !! And you have to attack those EVIL Germans, Japaneese and another non-Americans people.

4) You MUST have in your CD collection the following songs :
- (We are the) Nation of Dugganation by DugganFan1 and DF1HOOOOO
- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- The Washington Post March by John Phillip Sousa
- U.S.A. by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac by Hulk Hogan (and the UA)
- American Made by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
- Real American by Rick Derringer
- Hongi by The Bushwhackers
- Stand Back by Vince McMahon
- I'm Your Man by Rowdy Roddy Piper
- Rock N' Roll Hootchie Koo by Mean Gene Okerlund
- Don't Go Messin With A Country Boy by Hillbilly Jim
- Make A Differrence by Fatu
- Smells Like (Mr.) Clean Spirit by DDP
- Psycho, by K-Dawg
- Tequilla Sunrise by K-Dawg
- American Males by the American Males
- The Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Called Sting by Sting
- (They Call Him) Mr. #1derful by Pavorotti and Friends
- I Miss My Homies by Mean Gene Okerlund
- Hootie Hoo by Master P and the NO LIMIT Soldiers
- Pig Squeals by the Godwinns and Uncle Cletus
- Steinerized by the Steiner Bothers
- Family Man by Ricky Steamboat
- Tatanka Native American by Tatanka (Buffalo)
- Can't Get You Out Of My Heart by 3-Count
- Speaking From The Heart by Macho Man Randy Savage
- The Nasty Boy Stomp by the Nasty Boys
- I Try My Best by Jumpin' Joey Maggs
- Father and Son Again by Andre the Giant and THE BIG SHOW
- Sweet Sapphire by The American Dream Dusty Rhodes
- Ode to Cloudy by the Bodydonnas
- It's A Good Day For The Corps! by Sgt. Craig Pittbull Pittman
- Clowning Around by Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink
- Come to me my SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN by the Master
- Moarse Code by Cobra
- Let's Get Physical by Beautiful Bobby Eaton and Jake The Snake Roberts
- Bird Bird Bird by Frankie and Sting's Turkey
- Love Songs From the Ocean by Loch Ness
- Rasslin' Rap by K-Dawg, Master P, the NO LIMIT Soldiers, P.N. News, Oscar and Mae Young
- I'm Too Sexy by Jameson
- Boogie Woogie Dance Hall by Ricky Morton
- Tales Of The Toilet by T.L. Hopper
- (Please) SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS !! by Warrior
- YMCA by Men At Work, Tatanka, the State Patrol, the Big Boss Man, the NO LIMIT Soldiers and Saba Simba
- It's a Small World After All by taZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Mickey Mouse-wreck (or Whipwreck)
- Ode to Bertha Faye by Harvey WIMPlemam
- Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by Jeff Jarrett
- Swamp Symphony by Skinner and Outback Jack
- People's Champion by Ahmed Johnson, TL Hopper, Diamond Dallas Page and Dusty Rhodes
- rawkerwqjdgrwegehYOU'RE GOING DOWN!bdffydebnfbuqf by Ahmed Johnson
- Hair by George The Animal Steele, Miguel Perez Junior and Prince Albert
- I'm Here To Stay by Eric Bischoff
- Voodoo Chili by Mean Mike Tenay
- Woof Woof Woof by Pepe, Matilda, Pepper, The Dog, the Bulldog and Rick Steiner
- Who? by Jim The Anvil Neidhart
- Waaaaah Waaaaaaaah by WHINEpero (or Vampiro)
- The Story Of A Special Person Named Seth by John Williams
- I'm Dead Sexay by Mark Madden
- Don't Go Messin' With a Jedi by Hulk Hogan
- Breathless by The GREAT Mae Young
- Positively Not Trailer Park Trash by Diamond Dallas Page
- The Ballad of Test and Stephanie McMahon by Meng and some woman
- The Ballad of Randy Savage and Elizabeth by Some People
5) You must be able to contribute to the photo galleries I am builiding to the LADIES OF WRESTLING; Mae Young, Pepper, SWEET Sapphire, Cloudy, Bertha Faye / Rhonda Sing, the Fabulous Moolah, the Godwinn's goat, Helen Hart, Miss Atlanta Lively, Queen Kong, Mount Fiji, Big Bad Momma, Aja Kong, Bull Nakano, Bluedust, the Flying Nuns, Judge Judy Bagwell, Nicole Bass, Asya, Mrs. Snodgrass (Reid 'Champ' Flair's teacher) and Pepe (Mongo's dog). Please e-mail me if you have anything, and I do mean anything to put up.

6) You MUST call MEAN Gene's hotline EVERYDAY and learn ALL the current news around !!!! Also, call whenever Bob Ryder is on the hotline.

7) You MUST buy Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine EVERY month so you can know as much about wrestling as I do.

8) You MUST join the Ministry of DugganFans and follow the way of HIM; THE DOC.

9) You MUST use the word 'BRAH' at least 724 times a day.

10) You MUST NOT watch ECW, but if you do, PN News or Dusty Rhodes better be on it.

11) You MUST NEVER insult or embarass Nicole Bass, if she shall ever post on RSPW again.

12) You must go to any music store and buy the latest '3-Count' album, unless they are sold-out.

13) I suggest that you write letters to WCW to bring back Evad Sullivan, Robocop, Chucky, Arachnaman, the Ding Dongs and Cheetum.

14) I suggest that you write letters to WWF to bring back the Gobleddy Gooker, the Red Rooster, the Bushwhackers, Bastion Booger, Savio Vega, Kamala, Doink, Dink, Wink, Pink, Kwang, and Outback Jack.

15) You must buy the 'Ready To Rumble' DVD (when it comes out) and watch it over and over again. you also must admire the subtle comedic skills of David Arquette.

Well, that's it for now, folks. As soon as I come up with new rules, I'll post them here first. If you have any suggestions, reply to the thread. Whether you like it or you don't like IT, I'm your new moderator, so learn to love it, cause it's the best thing going today ! HOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!

DF1
(who tells all RSPW'ers to look out for DF1's Behind the Music special with David Hasselhoff)