Here we go ! Here we go ! Here we go !

Before I get to my columns, I will have you read this BRAHS !

Why ??? Because I will tell you some stuff about me, and I wouldn't want to explain stuff twice.

Beforehand, I pondered what I could say, and I pondered some more. Then, like SHOCKMASTER, it came to me CRASHING down the wall; I SHOULD TALK ABOUT .... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?!

Now, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !?!?! Well, not because I have a huge ego like Vince McMahon and Jim Ross, but because this article will set the precedence for my next artciles. Here, I will talk about who (nN) I like, who (nN) I don't like, what does THAT word mean, etc etc etc ...

Now, some DF1 history.

I arrived in the newsgroup in 1996 via AOL right after I graduated from WARRIOR UNIVERSITY. I was nothing but a humble young poster hoping to become a legend and ICON of the group. I made many allies (like my main BRAH James Fabiano) and many enemies (like JACK EPSTEIN - even if he is my brother). In August of 96, the first DF1 clone arrived and he claimed that he was the ONE TRUE DF1. All my BRAHS knew that was a lie, but I kicked that FOREIGNER out of my group. It was now MY TIME ! MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME !!

After many hiatuses, DF1 came back to RSPW on Apirl 16, 1999 with a message from HIM, the HIGHER POWER (who turned out to be THE DOC - He fooled you awwwwwwwwwwll !!!!). Ever since, I have stayed there (along with the Ministry of DugganFans), and I plan to ... 4 LIFE !

I'd like to give a shout out to some people, whom if it wasn't for them I would have left a long time ago; my right-hand BRAH Hulka R Maniac, my little Red Rooster James Fabiano, my little Gobleddy Gooker - Niles Crane himself - Andy Atkinson, Liz's man (other than Macho Man) David E. Powell, the B-U-DUBBA Z, Satyr and my new favorite wrestler (even if I never seen him wrestle) TOO COOL TREVOR LOWE !!! (I may be forgetting some, so forgive me)

Whom are my favorite (current) wrestlers ?
Hacksaw Jim Duggan (the man, the myth, the legend), Hulk Hogan, Mideon, SID~!, Big T, T-PAC, T-LOWE and more.

Whom do I hate ?
Mick Foley, Steve Austin, cRock, Chris Benoit, Edna Guerrero, Chris Jericho, La Parka and many more.

Wrestling sexiest women today are Rhonda Singh, the Fabulous Moolah and the Great Mae Young.

Now, here are some wrestling terms that I will use in my articles, rants or reviews, so here is my grid :

meck : term given to a wrestling fan who believes everything Jim R@ss or the WWF says/does
wCw : World Championship Wrestling
WHIFF : World Wrestling Federation
WU : WARRIOR University
Who : Jim Neidhart
(nN) : not Neidhart
THE POWERS THAT BE EZE : Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff
EZE : Eric Bischoff
Bob Barnyard : Bob Barnett
Bob Arnette : Bob Barnett
Andor The Gaint : Andre The Giant
DA MAN : Hacksaw Jim Duggan
DA BOMB : Goldberg
The cRock : The Rock
Relic Rick Flab : Ric Flair
K-Dawg : Konnan
Krispin Wah : Chris Benoit
Khris Benwar: Chris Benoit
The Man of 1000 Loses Dean Midgetko : The Man of 1000 Holds Dean Malenko
Jim R@ss : Jim Ross
Bertt Hartt : Bret Hart
The REAL Triple H : Hollywood Hulk Hogan
The FAKE Triple H : Hunter Hearst Helmsley
T-PAC : The Total Package
WHINEpero : Vampiro
Perry Satellite: Perry Saturn (1$ to HULK Hogan)
Y2BORING : Chris Jericho
Taco MichinoKoko: Taka Michinoku
Sanek : Jake The Snake Roberts
La Pasta : La Parka
Hick Foley : Mick Foley
FATKind : Mankind
Cactus Jerk : Cactus Jack
Dude Lard : Dude Love
Big Bubber : Big Bubba Rogers/The Big Boss Man
Michael V.K. WallMart : Michael V.K. WallStreet
Edna Guerrera : Eddie/Eddy Guerrero
Psychosissy: Psychosis
Ray Mist Ear E. O. Juniar : Rey Misterio Junior
Ray Ray : Rey Misterio Junior
taZZZZZZZZZZZZ : Tazz
and this is a difficult one;
SID~! : Sid Vicious

Now onto my columns :